GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION YOU CAN THINK OF. IF I CAN'T PUBLISH IT, YOU WIN.

I am bored as fuck omg.

BUT DO IT.

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  • me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if is there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
  • me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starvation in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
  • me during the day: lol how do I spell house?

why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong

if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check

exit the womb they said

life would be great they said

is it data or data

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