10 reasons why sam winchester is better than you: 1) he drank demon blood when he was only six fucking months old, bro. 2) he took down his bully dirk or dick or whatever in high school and made a fool out of him in front of the whole school. 3) he gave dean the amulet, more commonly known as the samulet. 4) he got stabbed in the back and then came back to life (thank you, dean). 5) once upon a time, he was the impala. 6) he is known for bitchslapping demons back into hell. 7) he once had no soul, and banged every chick he came across. 8) in his free time, he likes to walk around shirtless and do pull ups. and other manly stuff. 9) hookers offer him free sex because he's just that damn good. 10) his manpain is beautiful, and every time he cries, a kitten falls over and can't get up.