ALL STAR (tumblr version)

Somebody once told me, that tumblr ain’t for me
You ain’t the swaggest bunch in your friends
I was lookin’ kind of dumb with my finger on reblog
then I clicked now let’s see what happened

Well, the moving pictures, screenshots of gayporn
Drools on our desks, have to wipe before cumming
That didn’t make sense but it’s all for fun
Animes rock and we’re all so done

Don’t need to move, just want to eat
We’re all fucked, so please just keep quiet
We skip school like there’s no rule
Quit school to be a hob(m)o

Hey now, look at here bud, the sun shine’s so what?
What sleep? We have shows to catch up, shut it.
And if the yaois are gone
We’re forever 100 percent done

It’s a blue place with a bunch of blue losers
We’re bundled up now, don’t wait ‘til we’re older
‘Cause our purpose in life is real unknown
So we hide on tumblr for different reasons

The quotes we like defines ourselves
The pictures on queue when we’re on the holiday
The notes are increasing. Tumblr popular.
Senpai please notice me or else I’m gonna cry

Hey now, look at here mate, the sun’s set, it’s time.
What sleep? It’s 4am, so early, go away creep.
And everyone’s into the porn
Let’s all get a job in pow-oh-orn

Somebody once asked do you want to date me, lass?
So I stared and laughed so hard at their face
Who the hell would want an obsessed,
fangirl who cries over unpopular ships
And then spazzes like a fish on the land?

((this was fun mang. credits goes to Smash Mouth obviously :3))