haha can u help me out ;]

First. I have a boyfriend. Second. No. Third. I can’t believe you actually told me that you were horny in my ask…. Like… really? 

What do you expect me to do? Be like “omg that is so attractive. Wow, like I think I’m swooning over your desperation of having to tell some girl on the internet that you’re horny because you can’t take care of it yourself” Go hire a prostitute or something. I’m sure SIRI will help you find an escort service.