~~dramatic~~

the hate exo’s getting from other fandoms because of the tokyo dome news makes me laugh. talk about jealously.
they only invite the absolute biggest groups/artists and exo’s one of them.
screw the ‘’they debuted for 3 years ago, my oppas waited 7 years’’
just accept the facts jfc

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Hotel Gotham - Manchester, England

Set in a striking Art Deco building designed by British architect Sir Edwin Lutyens, Manchester’s Hotel Gotham blends a surprising variety of interior design themes. The hotel’s exclusive rooftop club and moneybag-style laundry bags in the rooms speak about the property’s banking past while the bat-shaped “do not disturb” signs are a nod to Batman, the character whose fictional home has inspired the hotel’s name. Billing itself as Europe’s sexiest hotel, the five-star venture offers 60 glamorous rooms, including dark, decadent Inner Sanctum suites complete with dramatic leather-clad walls and spectacular “wonderwalls”, where projections of the city skyline are displayed.

Website | TripAdvisor

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HOLY DOODLE/FISHSTICKS/TILDA SWINTON.

#CloneClub, you guys had some great reactions to OB last year. Just look at these reaction videos by RandomDice, Jess Bracy, and Allie watchestv

Since the Season 3 premiere is tonight (did you miss it? We’ll say it again: THE SEASON 3 PREMIERE IS TONIGHT), we figured we’d put out a call for OB reactions.

Take a selfie after a dramatic moment! Create a Vine of yourself watching the premiere. Upload a clip to YouTube with your post-show reactions. Tag it with #Orphan Black or #CloneClub (or tag our username) so we can like it, favorite it, reblog it, regram it, revine it, and climb up a mountain so we can yodel about our love for it.

I’ve been asked to do a Hartwin fic rec so here it is. So far it’s not very long but I think I’ll be adding to this from time to time. Except for the first one every fic on this is rated Explicit. Generally they all have a happy ending, there is occasionally some angst on the way and some canon typical violence.


Progression of Things by j_gabrielle

People seem to get the wrong idea about Harry and Eggsy, but you won’t find much protest from Harry in that corner either.

Pig Latin by aerospaces

In Kenya, Eggsy falls off a flight of stairs. Or: lessons in cohabitation.
Eggsy discovers the joys of a home-cooked meal among many other things.

Little House by aerospaces

Harry’s life is changed. It’s not dramatic but it’s noticeable enough that Harry wakes one day, blinking at the weight of a leg slung across his waist.

A Ring of Gold by thingsishouldntbedoing

“Have we met?” Harry murmured. He could feel that Eggsy knew him, that there was an easy familiarity in the stranger’s mannerisms, but the answers escaped him. “How do you know my name?”
It’s 1984 and the world Harry Hart lives in is about to change.

mock the meat it feeds on by covetsubjugation

He wants Eggsy to be the last thing he sees at night and the first thing he sees in the morning. He wants to be the one Eggsy comes home to every day.He wants to be the one on the receiving end of Eggsy’s flirting, not just during a mission but every day. He wants to know everything about Eggsy. He wants Eggsy to know everything about him.
Fuckity fuckity fuck.
He’s in love.

the parting glass by kirkaut (WIP)

The words shrivel and die between them.
Harry’s chest hitches on an indrawn breath. The contours of his face are cast dramatically in the fiery hues of the street at night, highlighting the wrinkle in his forehead and the soft slope of his chin and the silvery pink of his scar.
He’s beautiful, and Eggsy loves him.
“I miss you.” The confession falls. It lands heavily onto the pavement, cracking into the asphalt. “You’re alive, you’re right in fucking front of me, and I still miss you.”

Considerably Less Cannibalism by LizaPod

It is a real, physical struggle to not stare like a dogger while Harry shrugs off his jacket and undoes his collar, sets his signet ring aside. He has detailed, minutely detailed, fantasies about unbuttoning that fucking collar. At least he’s not wearing the holster right now, or Eggsy’d be sprung already. “It’s time you learned the fine art of the straight razor shave.”
Eggsy gives him his best you havin’ a fucking giggle, mate eyebrows. “Like Sweeney Todd?”
Harry’s sigh is just bordering on melodramatic, but he’s also got that odd— Roxy calls it enigmatic—smile he gets when Eggsy trots out some unexpected bit of culture. “Yes, Eggsy, like Sweeney Todd.”

Your Highness by Galahard

Modern Royal AU.
“The international community is in chaos this morning in the wake of the deaths of many world leaders. The death of the president of the United States has been confirmed, along with the majority of his cabinet. Great Britain can count itself lucky that the Queen has been found and finally returned to her throne, but her heirs are another story. It appears that both princes and their own heirs are among the casualties of what is being referred to as the Valentine’s Day Massacre. Sources close to–”
It just so happens that there is another direct heir to the British throne out there, but he’s probably going to need a bit of polish.

Russian Amber Imperial by fideliant

“Are you gonna,” Eggsy continues, not very sure at all himself. “Like. Stay?”
“I don’t see how else I’m going to bathe you,” Harry says with a look that clearly means he thinks Eggsy is being daft.

Levamentum by DistractionReaction

He swallows hard and gives his head a hard shake. He’s hallucinating. Wouldn’t be the first time he’s come back post mission with his mind playing ticks. Getting smacked around some tends to do that to a bloke. But this is…different. He blinks and blinks again, but the more he stares the more the image sticks.
Then Arthur opens his mouth.
“Galahad.”
Or: there’s a familiar face in Arthur’s seat, and Eggsy’s not at all ready to deal with this whole phoenix-rising-from-the-grave schtick.

Where Roxy is a good friend, Merlin feels bad for lying, Harry Hart is frustratingly good with children, and Eggsy has a very long, very emotional day.

Exsatio by DistractionReaction (sequel to Levamentum, WIP)

Harry’s made a promise, and Eggsy’s damn well going to hold him to it.
Now if only the rest of the world wasn’t intent on getting in the way.
Or: Five times Harry tries to wine and dine Eggsy, and one time that things actually work out as planned.

The Spy who Loved Me (Or so they say) by ToriCeratops (WIP)

It’s not so much that Harry doesn’t want to go on this mission with Eggsy. That’s not it at all. He just doesn’t want to go on THIS mission. Period. Full stop. Please don’t ask him any more questions or else he may have to face his own heart and that always ends terribly.
You’d think that being Arthur would give him the prerogative to turn these things down. But no. Merlin always seems to have the last word.
Smug bastard.

anonymous asked:

I have a question :which manipulation technics each house is most likely to use?

Gryffindor: Emotional. Dramatic stories designed to tug at either your heartstrings or your sense of morality. Great at guilting people into things.

Ravenclaw: Logical. Can use facts and wits to make anything seem like the right choice. Mind fuck you into doing what they want.

Hufflepuff: The Puss ‘n’ Boots effect. So adorable and innocent, how could you say no to them? They will charm you out of the shirt on your back.

Slytherin: All of them.

the hypersexual fat black woman is a common joke and its annoying

people only find it so funny because they like seeing fat black women portrayed as beasts and like seeing men be dramatically repulsed by her

people find it even funnier if the hypersexual fat black women has a BDSM fetish. that kills em’