• nick 2012:it was a nice spinach and feta one - i'd literally never cooked before [...] 30 minute meals, i started it before x factor and we ate like when jonathan ross was on, so it did take a little bit longer. my mate that was there was like 'do you want me to just take you out for dinner? should we just go out for dinner?' i was like 'NO, it's going well!'
  • nick 2014:once when i was trying to woo someone i was like 'what do you want for your tea? i'll make you whatever you want' and they were like 'could i have like a spinach and feta filo pie?' i was like alright.. i had to figure out how to make that, it took about 4 hours.

i cant wait till i get a boyfriend so i can

  • make him come without taking his boxers off
  • have him tease me in public
  • finger me in public under a fucking dinner table
  • give him road head
  • make him finger me whilst driving
  • spank me
  • grind on him
  • he can grind on me
  • he can make me come without taking my underwear off
  • pull my hair when im giving him a blowjob
  • take a bath with me 
  • finger me whilst in the bath
  • then id give him a blowjob whilst in the bath
  • give him a blowjob in the shower
  • then he’d eat me out while in the shower
  • blindfold me and tie me up to the headboard
  • make me come like 7 times per night
  • then 7 times in the morning
  • have him jerk off in front of me
  • then make him watch me masturbate
  • have him come in his boxers
  • HAVE HIM COME IN HIS BOXERS WITHOUT ME TOUCHING
  • order me to clean him off afterwards 
  • smirk at me
  • wink at me
  • whisper dirty jokes in my ear in pubLIC FUCK
  • grab my ass
  • whilst making out
  • GRAB MY ASS WHILE MAKING OUT AND KISSING MY NECK
  • GIVE ME HICKEYS
  • PREFERABLY JUST ABOVE MY TITS LIKE
  • yeah
  • basically
  • thats all i can think of rn 
  • theres more
  • way more
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