She’s very focused, very ambitious, and people listen to her. I went to one of these arena dates where we had 4,000-5,000 people in the room. She comes in and it’s like royalty has arrived. It was galling to see this wonder girl’s impact on an audience. Of course. it pissed me off that she stole my limelight, but at the same time I thought, ‘I’ve done my job, I’ve found someone the public is interested in.’ She had that star glow about her. - Simon talking about Cheryl

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Music: (Return of Lazarus) 

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  • Baby:t-t-t-t
  • Mom:Are you trying to say "talk"?
  • Baby:t-t-t-Talos the Mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give Praise! We are but maggots writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man you said, “Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now in royalty and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you.” Aye, love! Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit the heavens and earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!
He shouts at your teen part one (5sos preference 1/4 Ash)


You and your 17 year old daughter Kenzie, lived in a house with your husband Ashton. Ashton wasn’t Kenzie’s dad, another man was. He had died when she was 14, which left her heartbroken. 2 years later, you found Ashton.

Kenzie never really excepted Ashton. To her nothing could ever replace her father. All Ashton ever did was treat her like royalty, just like he did you, but she would only bite back at it, refusing to let him in.

One night on a Monday you were on your way home from work. It had been a long day, and all you wanted to do was sleep. Ashton had stayed home since he had a day off, and made sure Kenzie had someone to come home too.

You pulled up to the house and walked in. Screams filled your ears making you cringe. Your head was pounding.

"What the hell is going on?" You yelled above the shouts. You saw in the living room a red face Ashton, staring deadly at Kenzie. She had on a very tight black dress, strapless, and was just kinda relieving.

“Ashton won’t let me go out!” She scoffed with her long brown hair bouncing.

“I’m not letting her go out in some slutty outfit like that!” He yelled pointing to the dress.

“THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH IT!!” She screamed at him.

“YOUR CLEAVAGE IS PRACTICALLY HANGING OUT OF IT.” He barked back. You watched stunned and exhausted at the sight.

"ALRIGHT." You hissed as the pounding in your head increased.

“Mom please tell him it’s fine.” Your daughter pleaded.

“Kenzie go to your room.” You sighed. Her hazel eyes filled with tears.

“GOD I FUCKING HATE YOU.” She cried at him and sprinting up the stairs, a bang rumbled through the house as she slammed her door. Ashton huffed and fell onto the couch.

“Ashton you know she doesn’t mean it..” You whispered rubbing his back as he held his head in his hands.

“Yes it is! She hates me (Y/N)!” He choked as your heart sank.

"I’ll go talk to her." You told him getting up and walking upstairs. You knocked on the door.

"GO AWAY." A muffled voice yelled.

“Kenzie open the door it’s me.” You demanded with a soft tone. A few footsteps patted to the door before it opened. There stood your daughter with makeup running down her face, and her body hugged by the dress.

“Sit down doll.” You ordered quietly walking to the bed. You sit down beside her and took we shoulders.

“You know he loves you right?” You questioned.

“No he doesn’t, he hates me! Mom he’s gonna leave us I already know.” She sniffled running her fingers through her hair.

“Kenzie, Ashton loves you. Ashton treats you like his own and all you do is bite at him. I didn’t marry him to replace your father, I married him cause I loved him, and he loved you. You know you wouldn’t get out of this house with that on you. The reason he did that was because he loves you. He doesn’t hate you, he loves you, and he just wants to protect you.” You explained wiping the mascara from her cheeks.

“Okay..You think I should go talk to him?” She asked. You nodded grinning. She walked out and saw Ashton walking toward her. She ran into his arms and wrapped her arms around his neck.

"I’m so sorry." She whimpered into his neck.

“No, I’m sorry, you can go to the party.” He smiled warmly. Excitement spread across her face.

“OH MY GOSH THANK YOU!!” She shouts running back to her room to do her makeup. She rushed back downstairs where you stood with him.

“Be home by 11. I love you.” You told her kissing her forehead.

“Okay. Love you too.” He smiled walking to the door.

"I love you dad." She beamed at him. His eyes watered as his cheeks turned pink.

“Love you too Kenzie.” He nodded.





I can understand the online casino spam, the emails claiming I won a lottery, the emails begging me to help foreign royalty move money out of their country, the BS medical discoveries, the offers of attractive mail-order brides, the warnings about compromised bank accounts at banks that I don’t do business with- all of these things are part of the World of Spam and I just sort of let it fly on by. Even the Chinese-language spam I can’t actually read is sorta acceptable based on what I used to have on my web site.

But I would like to know why I’m getting spam every few days offering me more than twelve thousand different plans to BUILD AMAZING OUTDOOR SHEDS.

Seriously? Shed plans? That’s a thing that draws the unwary to click on links from total strangers? Illicitly obtained shed plans?

I don’t… I just… I dunno. Sheds.


BIG K.R.I.T Playlist

King Remembered In Time:
Shine On (Feat. Bun B) 
Talkin Bout Nothing 
King Without A Crown 
Serve This Royalty
Trunk (Feat. Trinidad Jame$) 
How U Luv That (Feat. Big Sant) 
Only One (Feat. Wiz Khalifa & Smoke Dza) 
Bigger Picture 

Krit Wuz Here:
Country Shit 
Just Touched Down
They Got US
No Wheaties (Feat. Smoke DZA Curren$y)
2000 Beyond 
I Gotta Stay

Live from the Underground:
I Got This
Money On the Floor (feat. 8Ball & MJG, 2 Chainz)
What U Mean (feat. Ludacris) 
My Sub, Pt. 2 - The Jackin’ 
Don’t Let Me Down
Pull Up (feat. Big Sant & Bun B)

Return of 4Eva:
R4 Theme Song 
My Sub 
Sookie Now (Feat. David Banner) 
Highs & Lows 
Shake It (Feat. Joi) 
Made Alot (Feat. Big Sant) 
Time Machine (Feat. Chamillionaire)
Players Ballad (Feat. Raheem Devaughn)

Week of K.R.I.T:
New Agenda (feat. Rick Ross) 
Conscious Effort (Freestyle) 
Lac Lac (feat. A Ferg) 
Wolf On Wall Street 
Mt. Olympus 
What You Know About It 

4Eva N a Day:
Wake Up [Saxaphone By Willie B] 
4Evanaday (Theme)

Return to the Winners Circle (Curren$y):
Moon & Stars Remix (F. Killa Kaleyon & Curren$y)