Damn Last Movie

Gaara : Narutooo!!!

Sakura : Naruto . 

Shikamaru : Naruto !!!!

Hinato : Naruto - Kunnn!!!!!!!!

Konohamaru : Naruto-nichannnnn!!!!!!!!!!

Sai : Narutoooo!!!!

Sasuke : Narutohhhh!!!!!!!!!!

Obama : Narutoooo !!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesus : Narutoooo !!!!!!!!!!!!

Fans : Narutoooooo!!!!!!!!

Me : Lol fuck .

EXTRA : Kishi : Money , Diamonds . :D ahahahahahhahahahaha :D 

"Could you fix my car? Every time I lean on the steering wheel, it makes this really loud noise."

"Your car is working just fine. You’re pressing the horn."

"Can everyone calm down about Ferguson? All these posts are really setting off my depression and making me panic."

"Your emotions are doing their job. Those are the appropriate reactions to this situation. What you’re feeling is called empathy."

Needle and Thread

Let me have your heart
I can hold it in my hands
I promise that I’ll be gentle
I won’t do any more damage
I want to take all of the pieces
Like a puzzle that hasn’t been completed 
And find how they fit together
So you can finally move on
And love yourself
And love me too
Let me get my needle and thread
And sew those pieces back together
Your heart may be a patchwork 
Of all the times it was broken before
And unfortunately a couple pieces are now missing
And they don’t all fit quite right anymore
It’s all so slightly imperfect
But if you give me a chance I can mend it just a bit 
And I can make it myself
Your heart can be reassembled
If you’d just let me have a go
I’ll help you recover and heal
And open your heart to love that’s real
Please let me in
Inside your mind
Your soul and what makes you tick
So I can finally find a way to fix
Your melancholy heart
And shine some light 
Into your eternally dark art.

Original Work: KH 8/20/14

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Constantine is not canceled. We're here to kick ass and smoke silk cuts 
and we're all outta silk cuts. You watch, we live. - Daniel Cerone [x]

Finally got some #SaveConstantine art done!
Inspired by this amazing promo photo

#SAVECONSTANTINE:
-Watch live!
-Live tweet to cast and #constantine, #saveconstantine
-DVR!
-Watch on NBC and Hulu (no torrenting!)

Noel was told by a fan that that Mickey wasn’t in Doctor Who Legacy because the producers of the game said he hadn’t given them permission to use his image (something he said he had already done). He immediately sent out an email to fix it—even before the interview was over.

anonymous asked:

TELL US A STORY ABOUT WILLIAM.

ONCE UPON A TIME MULDER AND SCULLY HAD A BABY AND HE WAS NAMED AFTER MULDER’S FATHER. AND SCULLY’S FATHER. AND SCULLY’S BROTHER. AND PROBABLY AT LEAST FIVE OTHER PEOPLE.

BUT WHO CARES WHO HE WAS NAMED AFTER BECAUSE ONE DAY SCULLY DECIDED THAT HE WAS SAFER WITH OTHER PEOPLE THAN WITH HER SO SHE JUST DROPPED HIM OFF AT A FARM OR SOME SHIT AND WAS LIKE BYE.

AND THEN MULDER CAME BACK (BECAUSE HE LEFT AFTER HE WAS BORN BECAUSE OF… REASONS?) AND SCULLY WAS LIKE “YO. MULDER. I GAVE UP OUR KID. SORRY?”

AND HE WAS LIKE “THAT’S OKAY, I ALREADY KNOW. I SURELY WON’T SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE LOOKING FOR HIM LIKE I LOOKED FOR SAMANTHA. NOPE. I’M JUST GONNA ACCEPT THIS LOSS BECAUSE AS A CHARACTER, I DO THAT SO WELL. ACCEPT LOSSES. I NEVER EVER TRY TO FIX THINGS. EVERYTHING’S FINE, LET’S KISS.”

THE END.

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Weiss: We. We just had this fixed.

Weiss: How many people are going to fling themselves out this specific window before we start getting complaints?

Weiss: I mean, first it was Ruby, during one of her freakouts. Then it was Sun, being an idiot. And now, whoever that was, just burst in through the door, wigged out, and just. Gone. Pchoo.

Weiss: What even is my life.