To the nice elderly woman who lives in Apartment 3R, I don’t think we’ve ever been formerly introduced but my name is Jon Bershad and I live in 3L. I just wanted to write you to say how awesome your Halloween decorations are and how cool it is that you’ve left them up this long! I would have told you this in person, but I haven’t seen you in a while and no one answers when I knock on your door. Guess I keep missing you!
A little bit of (very) dark comedy I wrote for the nice people at Above Average. This got published a whole week ago and I totally missed it!