Fair Warning: I
am going to have to break your guys’ hearts for a third time tonight. Read
through the entire post before responding.
As many of you have speculated over the past couple weeks, this blog is, in
fact, a very elaborate fanblog. For those of you who were wondering and want to
go to bed, here’s your answer straight up. I posted “stay tuned” in the event
that 12 AM PST would reveal that “no plans for a series” would turn out to be
the April Fools’ Joke, and that if not, you’d at least get the truth from me,
so here you go.
I was a fan of the original KND years ago and grabbed this
URL in 2013 just in case I ever wanted to use it. When the teaser leaked, I
randomly got the idea to create a (seemingly) 100% authentic and in-character
blog and just ran with it. Using a hell of a lot of Photoshop and,
occasionally, various drawings/screenshots already in existence, I created a
significant amount of mostly original content to build hype.
I am truly sorry nothing ended up coming of all of this. When
I started this blog, I did not expect:
A. Absolutely no show, movie, webseries, anything
whatsoever other than a video essentially saying “jk”.
B. Some Tumblr pleb pretending to be me doubly-deceiving
the entire website.
My original plan was to come clean after the countdown
anyway (since I expected my “fanon” to be contradicted, and also this turned
out to be way too large of a timesink), which wouldn’t have been nearly as painful
if those two things hadn’t happened. Still, if you guys hate my guts right now
I totally understand. This blog’s seeming authenticity was meant to be more
about exciting you guys rather than deceiving you, but feel free to send anon
About the other
Numbuh 1 blog, numbuh-one.tumblr.com: Like I said before, this blog has
never been affiliated with me or anyone affiliated with the show. It started
off reblogging my content trying to pass it off as their own content, then made
that (IMO) lame cypher, then acted like a fanblog, then pretended to be a voice
actor from the show. Everyone totally ate it up even though it was obviously
fake. I mean, come on, answering questions about 274’s sexuality, but questions
about Father’s pipe were “spoilers”? Has no one heard of a non-disclosure
cannot describe how much fun this has been over the past few days. Whether you’re
from Tumblr, Facebook, 4chan, 8chan, or anywhere else, I’ve really enjoyed
having you all as an audience, reading your tags and posts, seeing your
reactions and roleplays, and just being a part of this hypetrain in general. If
you have any questions (or hate-mail) regarding me, the blog, or any particular
posts, I will finally be answering asks from here on out, and may make an
appearance in the 4chan/8chan /co/ threads as well. Obviously I’ll post
anything official that comes up as well, as I’m still not convinced this is all
Warburton and co. have for us.
And I know Change.org petitions rarely change much of
anything, but if you want to show CN the hypetrain is still going, sign here: https://www.change.org/p/cartoon-network-greenlight-galactic-kids-next-door-series
Thanks again guys. Sorry things turned out so