-Question submitted by Anonymous
“Ey girl, I’m about to change my relaysh status on Facebook, you want summa this?”
“we dating or what? facebook wants to know”
“Look I asked a question on everyoneisgay.com and they answered it!” show her your computer and open your eyes real wide and stare at her until she’s finished reading it and say “get it?”
Get down on one knee at your next dinner-date OR WHATEVER YOU KIDS DO THESE DAYS, and say, “I know it’s only been a few months, but I was wondering…” and then pull out a ring case and on the inside have a Facebook icon instead of a ring.