Found va @Andrlik:

From Business Insider:

In response to the gruesome face-eating attack in Miami earlier this week and other incidents of cannibalism, the government’s Centers for Disease Control has issued an official statement denying the existence of zombies.

According to Huffington Post report, CDC spokesman David Daigle set the record straight. ”CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms).”

The face-eating arrest is hardly the only recent zombie-like attack to raise eyebrows. In Canada, Luka Rocco Magnotta, a porn actor, murdered another man with an ice pick before eating the corpse. And a 21-year-old in Maryland has admitted to dismembering his roommate, before eating his heart and brain.

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And just when you think you can’t possibly be any more furious you find out that BBC just announced a Reality show where contestants have to survive a fucking zomnbie apocalypse.

Like they aren’t even trying to hide the fact that this had nothing to do with money or “making room for emerging talent” and everything with ITF being uncomfortable and progressive.