First off, to Gearbox, FUCK YOU! We asked for a more difficult raid boss, not some Resident Evil boss fight knock off that is so boring and you almost do nothing that it might as well be quicktime. At this point I hope you guys are wondering what I’m talking about. Well, I’m talking about Hyperius and Master Gee the invincible. Both of which are complete bitches. Although, I have figured out how to solo Hyperius, it’s still bullshit that he only drops 5 guns and 8 crystals. What’s even worse, I CAN ONLY FIGHT THE MOTHER FUCKER ONE TIME A DAY! I’m sure you all know about the new market with the Seraph crystals, well the only thing I think is even worth buying is the relic and that costs 50 crystals. If I can only fight Hyperius one time a day and he drops 8 crystals then it would be a week before I can even consider purchasing the cheapest item in the new DLC, there’s your 10 hours of gameplay. I Don’t know how you guys feel about Master Gee but a boss that you can even damage with your own guns totally removes the point of FIRST PERSON SHOOTER to me… Back to my reference above, fighting Master Gee might as well be quicktime like some cheap Resident Evil knock off. Because all you practically do is run around trolling the fucker because his harpoons fly slower than Molasses in February and anyone that gets knocked down by them forgot that their left thumbstick worked
Also, the entire idea of having him absorb the cuastic fountains would not be that bad if it worked every time. 75% of the time I walked that dousche bag through the green goo of his pets it did nothing and I started to consistently taking damage.
All in all, Master Gee is a bitch and Hyperius should be made able to fight against more than one time a day. If I am going to farm for crystals this is how my day goes so far; defeat Hyperius, try to reopen his gate and get pissed. Continue to Master Gee’s lair and spend the rest of my day getting fucked by him and all of his worms and their vomit. Just… not… fun… Peace out and have fun… Zandreta