I just bought a demin vest because a) I’ve wanted one for a while and b) accessorizing maternity clothes works in my favor. Except it’s not maternity. I want to wear this bitch after I have the baby. So I bought my size pre-pregnancy. I’m fairly certain that it’ll end up making me feel fatter and I’ll be fatguyinalittlecoat-ing around town, but so be it. At least I’ll have a marginal amount of style.