Me at school everyday


Sherlock Holmes: Shut up.

DI Lestrade: I didn’t say anything.

Sherlock Holmes: You were thinking. It’s annoying.

Anderson: So we can read her emails, so what?

Sherlock Holmes: Anderson, don’t talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street.

To the guys who THINK they appreciate REAL beauty from other girls.
“We love girls who don’t wear a lot of makeup.” Dude, shut up. You would choose a girl with fake eye lashes, a crap load of eyeliner, colored-contacts, etc. over a girl who wears very little or no makeup at all.

When times are tough i turn to you. You cruel and unusual bastard. Your voice stays fresh in my mind like the grass at 5am right before the sun rises. That’s the magic of words. I salute the. Originator of the Gonzo form. My biggest influence and darkest mentor. I know i invoke your spirit from time to time. All i gotta do is sit and read. The strange never die do let’s topsy to the good doctor. Cheers. #mescslito #hst #huntersthompson #read #youidiots #songsofthedoom #Gonzo

The Lombardi Trump Card… Officially issued to New Orleans Saints Fan Everywhere… This card may be presented at anytime to trump any argument made by a fan of the Atlanta Falcons… Validity: card is valid until the Atlanta Falcons can win a Superbowl if ever… #boom #failconssuck #dirtybirds #wiseup #youidiots