A/N:Just so you all know, I fill these randomly, and the crackier the ship, the more likely I am to write it. So yes, thank you!
When Jasper moves out, again, Monty decides to get a new roommate. He loves Jasper, but he needs to learn the consequences of moving in with every girl who will take him, without having Monty as a safety net. So Monty rents out Jasper’s room to someone that Raven had said needed a place, Kyle Wick. And Monty falls in love.
Not with Wick, as he prefers to call him because it sounds way cooler than Kyle, but with all of his stuff. Because Wick apparently dabbles in every forms of science known to man, for all that he says he’s an engineer. He brings with him sets of chemicals which Monty knows Jasper would love, and tools and equipment that Monty has only dreamed about purchasing.
"You’re more than welcome to play with it, as long as you don’t break it." Is the sentence that starts a friendship when Monty is lusting after some circuitry kits. It turns out that although Wick is good at a lot of things, he’s not particularly good at computers and wiring, which comes as easily to Monty as breathing. So every time that Wick makes a joke when Monty burns toast or sets water on fire (he doesn’t even know how that one happened), Monty installs a virus on his computer. And considering Monty attempted to cook dinner before ordering takeout an hour ago, Wick’s woefully unprotected computer receives another unwanted visitor.
"Monty!" The shout is almost simultaneous with Monty hitting execute, and he grins at his screen as footsteps thump across the hall.
"Yes?" He puts on his most innocent face as Wick storms into his computer room. He points violently out the door in the general direction of his room.
"Fix it." Monty just grins and swivels his chair around.
"Have you tried turning it off and then on again?" Ah, the joke as old as time. Of course Wick doesn’t laugh, just heaves a long suffering sigh and drags a hand through his hair.
"What do I have to do to get my computer back?" There’s a note of desperation in his voice that Monty loves. Teasing Wick is his favourite past time.
"Stop teasing me about my cooking?" Standard opening offer
"Not gonna happen." Wick snorts
"Clean the dishes?" Standard counter offer.
"You know that’s not an option." The third offer was always the one that Wick took, and Monty was counting on that. He asks it in the same tone as the previous questions, already getting up because they already know that Wick will accept whatever the third offer is and Monty will go type a few things on his computer and fix it.
"Be my date to the Comp Sci Christmas Party?"
"Of course." Monty is already smiling and heading out the door before Wick goes, "Wait, what?"
The computer is fixed in a matter of seconds, and when Monty looks up, he sees Wick standing in the doorway and grinning down at him.
"Did you just trick me into going out with you?" Monty sets the laptop off to the side and stands with a shrug of his shoulders.
"Maybe, you going to take it back?" Of course he wouldn’t force Wick to go with him, but… He would really like it.
"Nah. I’m just impressed. That’s the sort of shit I would pull." Monty squeezes past Wick in the doorway with a smile.
"What can I say, you’re a bad influence on me."
"Oh, you don’t know the half of it yet."
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