you can have mine

this is important regarding my mutuals or anyone that wants to be my friend

sorry for the long title, if you have something of mine that you can communicate with me like my skype or my phone number and i never text you/never go on skype its not because i dont like you its never and i mean ever that, its because my ocd gets in the way for various reasons that makes it very hard to talk with my internet friends (irl is fine, it only affects internet friends)

under a readmore are my thoughts on it you can read:

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ofstrider replied to your post: arizona is pretty cool if youre willin…

listerally everything ive heard about arizona makes it sound really drab

it really depends on if you go out and seek cool shit or not because we have it but the residents dont really??? care about it i guess
weve got a lot of old west attractions
like i for one am a HUGE fan of ghost towns like theyre super fuckin sweet and western shit sparks my interest
i really love old stuff in general tbh because history is my favorite thing

i know you probably dont want/care about these pictures but i get really gay about this stuff and excited so im doing it anyways
just look at them to make me happy

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kaijusplotch asked:

Prompt: Dunno if you've ever seen the movie 9 but it suddenly re-appeared in my brain and i'd love to see a 9 style verse with Hermann and Newt (and the rest of the gang too) as stitchpunks trying to survive the world Post-Kaiju/machine war. uh...if you don't mind that is. ^^

(I have never seen this movie so I am flying blind here; post apocalyptic world with ragdolls is basically all I know)

Newt’s hands are quick and deft with the needle, but Hermann’s leg will never be the same, he’d lost too much from inside and it bends too easily under his weight,

“You can have some of mine,” Newt whispers, “I’ve got enough to spare-”

He is a little overstuffed, but Hermann shudders at the thought; “No-” he takes his hand, the needle still between his fingers, “I can manage;”

He has a stick, and there is nothing they need to hide from any more; the great monsters, and the dark creatures that had come after- by the time they came it was too late, the air with thick with poison and radiation from bombs and destroyed power stations, they had barely enough time to celebrate their victory before it choked them, and they died too;

The sky is grey and dull, the temperature falls every month; they work on their tiny patch of ground, spooning off the irradiated soil to the clean one beneath, Newt carefully nursing his silo of seeds.

There is still life in this place, beside them; deep within the sea or beneath the ground, every so often their digging turns up a huge pink earthworm and they stop, watching it disappear back into the ground with a sense of holy reverence at the sight of a creature from the Before;

The foraging party push open the door and Hermann starts, get up and sliding his weight to his stick;

Stacker holds the door open, and Alexis and Sasha come in, carrying a heavy brick, Hermann’s breath starts; “Is that-”

“A book:” Stacker smiles wearily, “There are more, we will have to come back and secure them, but for now-” he looks at Hermann.

At least this he will always be able to do, Hermann smiles and Alexis and Sasha set the book up, leaning it against the wall; Hermann pulls the cover open and traces his fingers reverently over the soft, parchment paper;

He looks around, and they are all settling in the bedding area, Stacker’s hand on little Mako’s shoulder, her canvas blue-stained from alien blood, Sasha and Alexis huddled together, Tendo and Raleigh eager and sitting up;

And Newt sits next to him, arms around him, head resting on his shoulder and ready to correct him if he thinks Hermann is getting it wrong;

Hermann tried to ignore him, and takes a deep breath;

Once upon a time,” he begins.

STRANGE SENTENCE STARTERS —— for the creative writer in you. Send these in and see what your partner comes up with as a scenario!

*These are completely interchangeable, they’re just in categories to make it easier for all of y’all.


  • “How many times are you going to do that, exactly?”
  • “You were right. As per usual.”
  • “Sometimes it’s hard to see the lines you’ve drawn until you’ve crossed them.”
  • “You’re surprised because you have a soft spot for hot blondes.”
  • “Is that – that’s a naked Scarlett Johansson on your fridge.”
  • “You can stay, but for no more than two nights.”
  • “Please don’t look in this drawer. Please.”
  • “I told you not to pick him up, he’s very sensitive.”
  • “Yes. I might have given you rabies. But in my defense, that’s ridiculous and I didn’t.”
  • “I’m sorry, my cell phone data coverage does not cover the bullshit zone you’re in.”
  • “Hey! Give me your pants. Quick, give me your pants.”
  • “No, I’m serious. Stop it right now or I won’t give you the last cookie.”
  • “You think I’m kidding. But I’ve never been more serious about anything in my entire life.”
  • “How much would a stripper cost and why so much?”
  • “I’m going to buy you a drink. Next week. On Thursday. When I get paid. Can you swing this one?”
  • “Hippos are hungry, hungry! And you are considerably larger than a small piece of lettuce!”
  • “When I was little, I used to be afraid of mummies. And now look at me. I love dead people!”
  • “I don’t even miss my ex-boyfriends/girlfriends, I just miss my glockenspiel.”
  • “It happens to everyone, you just sell your skirt for some coke.”
  • “Please do not pull your pants down in front of baby Jesus.”
  • “That’s not the phrasing you want to use.”
  • “Because nothing says heterosexuality like a gold sash.”
  • “Please don’t take it out on my boobs.”
  • “When it gets really windy I look like a bizarre combination of Marilyn Monroe and Cousin It.”
  • “We have to change our names and run away to Mexico. It’s the only way. Adios.”
  • “How much money do you have on you?”
  • “Please tell me that’s a raisin and not a tiny hamster shit you’re eating.”
  • “Life is a lot better when you put things on your head.”
  • “For someone who’s not very deep, I’m incredibly not shallow.”


  • “I need you to remind me what it feels like to love you.”
  • “I love you. What? No I don’t. Forget I said anything.”
  • “I need you to tickle my feet but like, sexually.”
  • “If we got married, would I have to take your last name? Or could we just make up a new one?”
  • “I don’t think I can do this anymore.”
  • “I heard you say his/her name in your sleep last night. Want to explain or should I just leave?”
  • “I want to spend the night with you tonight. But I also want to sleep on your side. And without you on the bed. So technically I just want your bed.”
  • “Please don’t be proposing to me in an empty parking lot.”
  • “Stop saying you’re sorry, you stupid fucking broken record. It’s done.”
  • “I’m not jealous, I’m curious. About the things you were doing. With him/her. Without me.”
  • “Your mother’s looks could kill. Actually, are you sure they haven’t before?”
  • “If you’re breaking up with me tonight, can I at least eat first?”
  • “Stop sweating. It’s not attractive during sex, and it’s not attractive now.”
  • “Are you – are you checking me out? In the line for the confessional?”
  • “We have to go. I might have told your mom I’m pregnant. I don’t know why I said that. I’m not.”
  • “So what you’re saying it that you’re snorting sugar to get excited for sex.”
  • “My dog licks better than you do.”
  • “But through every stupid thing you do and say – and those are a lot, by the way – I love you.”
  • “I don’t care if you’re growing another head. I’ll talk to both of them. I love you.”
  • “And I’d take fifty years of not talking to you for just a day of doing so. I promise that’s a compliment.”
  • “I don’t want to hide this anymore. I’m not some dirty little secret, you American Reject.”
  • “This is a bit too dramatic for my taste, so can we skip it and have sex instead?”
  • “I don’t want you to think of me as your personal sex toy.”
  • “Thanks and all, but that makes me feel like a low-class escort, so.”
  • “A kiss in exchange for every nice thing you say about me. Deal?”
  • “Promise me you’re not like him/her. I need to hear it from your mouth. Promise me.”
  • “Look, I’ve had my heart broken before. I’m not ready to let you in just yet. Anywhere.”
  • “Don’t leave me here. Anywhere else, okay, but not here.”
  • “I wish I could say that was the worst sex I ever had, but I’ve had worse.”
  • “I just blew you. Could you look a little happier about it?”
  • “I’m attracted to shiny things, so if it looks like I’m staring at your chest, it’s because I am.”


  • [text] This is upsetting my poop.
  • [text] Hey, are you up? If you’re not, can you wake up? I need some help.
  • [text] So it involves feces and large birds.
  • [text] She said that to you? Why?
  • [text] Please come back. I miss you.
  • [text] What are you good for if you’re not gonna bring me ice cream?
  • [text] Can you ignore that last text? It wasn’t meant for you. I’m sorry.
  • [text] …did you just send me a nude?
  • [text] I don’t know why I said that.
  • [text] Leave it to you to fuck the simplest of requests up.
  • [text] Do we have to go to their wedding? He’s only my first cousin.
  • [text] How much does ‘I love you’ mean to you?
  • [text] I am not stalking you. But you should do something about your bathroom, it’s gross.
  • [text] Please. I need this so badly.
  • [text] I trust you completely.
  • [text] I’m a genius. You’re a peasant. Everything makes sense again.
  • [text] Hey, buddy! Got like, five hundred bucks I can borrow? Times ten.
  • [text] She lost it. She completely lost it. She said her uterus was attacking her bone marrow.
  • [text] I will not get you donuts.
  • [text] Please? I love you.
  • [text] I think I’m gonna go to sleep now, but you keep thinking that.
  • [text] I can’t say this out loud. They might be listening.
  • [text] I never meant to hurt you. I didn’t think he’d duck when the ball came at him, I’m sorry.
  • [text] You’re cute.
  • [text] I just need you to understand how important you are to me.
  • [text] Fuck off.
  • [text] Okay. Guess we’ll leave it at that then.

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ~『✧~*lgbt representation in orphan black*~✧』

“as a scientist i know that sexuality is a… is a spectrum. but you know, social biases they, they codify attraction… that’s contrary to the biological facts”


make me choose | anonymous said: will herondale or harry potter?

 "I’m putting the Elder Wand back where it came from. It can stay there. If I die a natural death like Ignotus, its power will be broken, won’t it? The previous master will never have been defeated. That’ll be the end of it. That wand’s more trouble than it’s worth. And quite honestly, I’ve had enough trouble for a lifetime.“


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