Yorksir should choose me because I’m super awkward and actually sometimes have funny and witty responses to stuff. So that’s always awesome. AND OH MY GOSH MY NAME’S ALANA TOO

I’m rubbish at making people laugh (as that often happens by my many misfortunes) so I sincerely apologize for my lack of skill in this area…

But what does a nosey pepper do?

He gets jalapeno business.

That’s actually my favorite joke ever so…(: