yoicks

Ramble on how I wanna workout...

Now that I’ve had surgery on me olde foote and am now adequately incapacitated, I now feel the urge to kick my own arse into exercise gear. And of course, the most natural exercise I want to do is to run. Well, not really run actually, because my ankles will suddenly stop dead run without me telling them to and I will fall over cursing under my breath, but as in run on an elliptical, do squats, weights, crunches, everything and anything to kick this old girl’s incapacitated butt back into action and so I can look like a hot mess when I see Mr. Fiancée in a little over a month. Yoicks. Guess I’ll have to find some exercises for amputees, because I want a pretty butt! Excuse the tears. But. Honestly. I want a pretty butt!