This is my friend Joey and that’s his real hair.
Joey has his own tumblr called Story Fragments.
He was also a co-creator of Blommit and is currently helping me to air out the internet with You Look Like You Smell Like.
BUT ALL OF THAT PALES IN COMPARISON TO TODAY
Today Joey is an official McSweener (McSweenist?) with An Open Letter to Myself the Day After the 2004 Presidential Election.
Take a minute and check it out. If nothing else it will give you one more reason to hate George W. Bush for horrifically and temporarily corrupting the mind of an otherwise more or less decent young fella.