"I drive a Yarris, I care about the environment. I'm an activist."
An actual thing that someone said to me today. What the fuck?
I wish I cared about the environment so much that I bought some over-priced car and called myself an ‘activist.’ Because yeah, buying a slightly-better-for-the-environment-car-than-my-neighbour-but-made-in-the-same-pollution-spilling-factory car is heaps good.
You fucking activist!