So I was at a “Weird Al” Yankovic concert standing right next to the stage, and he was playing all the songs from Mandatory Fun, and I got backstage to meet him.
Then the phone rings. And that was when I realized I had fallen asleep while my boombox was still on, playing his newest album Mandatory Fun, just barely two feet away from me.
And so it was just a dream. A fucking dream. And even then in my head I was singing along with all those songs, having no idea it wasn’t real.
Boy was I pissed.
It was my dad that had phoned me, and I bitched him out for disrupting the most amazing dream I have ever had, lol.