Me: So I don’t mean to be THAT person but uhm….Tf! So YYYYYOOOOUUU can kick my ass like Bruce Lee for seven days straight EVERY MONTH, but yet I still haven’t gotten randomly hot af?! Wtf is the point of not having a period if I can’t potentially ruin a least one person’s life every month?!
Mother Nature: …Wel-
Me: Also tf is with SOME PEOPLE *only mad bc I’m not on of them* get to eat wwwwhhhhaaattttt eeeevvveeerrrrr tf they want and still look fine af! Yet I could eat literally nothing but foliage for the next month and STILL see my life flashing before my eyes when I try to run!
Mother Nature: Well I mean if it makes you feel any better most of thoes ppl aren’t healthy on the inside.
Me: You did not just say that to me…
Mother Nature: What? Its true!
Me: BIATCH YOU, ME, AAAANNNNNDDDD MY DOCTOR KNOW NEITHER AM I! I went to McDonalds last week and the attendant ask me if this was something I really wanted to do with my life before I even ordered!
Me: Also another thing! Have you seen Santa?! I saw the Polar Express and I still believe, and yet this fool STILL hasn’t gotten me what I wanted! Tf is he lost?!
Mother Nature:……..I know damn well I’m going to regret this….but what did you ask for?
Me: Simple shit really. I asked for a new Xbox, some make up and clothes, some new shoes, a new laptop….
Mother Nature: okay not bad…
Me: A puppy, a boyfriend…
Mother Nature: Well we are starting to get a little unrealistic here here…
Me: Peace on earth, and all my student loans paid off, but really I’m on the fence about the fence about the laptop. Like my old still works pretty well…
Me: I would also settle for getting adopted by Queen Beyonce or Mother Nicki
Mother Nature:….you know you’re an adult right?
Me: Which is just more reason to be mad that I still haven’t gotten randomly being hot af!