• FOX MULDER:Scully what happened i feel so weak and delusional
  • Dana Scully:mulder calm down u just took a nap
  • FOX MULDER:holy shti its 8pm i lost 3 hours, alien abductions cause tiME lOSS SCULLY
  • Dana scully:mulder u just slept through ur alarm
Rewatching the Pilot
  • Mulder:I was 12 when it happened my sister was 8. She just disappeared out of her bed one night.
  • Me:*snorting* she wasn't in bed you were in the living room playing Stratego waiting for coverage of the watergate scandal to end so you could watch a magician on TV. Get your story straight asshole.