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Also STARTER CALL! I’m making them banter this time because that way, I feel
   like I’ll actually be able to finish them without getting overwhelmed! You’re
   free to make your reply longer in length, of course, but this is just for my
   sanity’s sake and so I won’t end up running away like a chicken this time
   around! That being said, sorry my last call failed because of that!

anonymous asked:

Any tsukiyama fanfics? Or kuroken? Just fuck me up

I!!…

This is the second ask I don’t quite understand! I feel like I’m not connecting with the youth these days!! T_T Is this

1) a request for fic recs (seems most likely)

2) asking if I’ve ever written these or

3) prompting me to write these?

Imma guess it’s 1 and say I answered for kuroken here and I know there have been some tsukkiyama fics but I haven’t kept track of them well—here is my amazing wife’s multi-part tsukkiyama!

AND I should mention that I’m a total wuss when it comes to hq sadfic so anything I rec will not fuck anyone up because I’m not willing to let myself be fucked up reading fic :’D (except for that one time when I skimmed chap 7 of the pac rim au to “see if I could handle it” which was arguably the dumbest thing I’d ever done). 

UNLESS YOU MEAN FEEDING THE OBSESSION??? IN WHICH CASE YES I’ll help fuck you up??? god you are never going to send me an ask again are you :’D In sum,

derekwithblueeyes asked:

[text] remind me never again to put my fingers in the mouth of a small child. I am bleeding and Joshua is grinning like he won the lottery.

derekwithblueeyes

[TEXT] Why would you do that when you know he’s got those little fangs coming through? 

[TEXT] You brought it on yourself 

[TEXT] Joshua 1 - 0 Derek

[TEXT] I just threw some extra band aids in the trolley, be home soon.

[TEXT] Wuss 

So I may be getting a cartilage piercing tomorrow if I don’t chicken out~
I’ve wanted one for a good long while now and a friend is going to the tattoo/piercing place tomorrow so… *internal screech*

Yeah I’m a wuss o_e It’s the build-up/waiting that makes me feel super nervous more so than the puncture.

TBH the thing that bugs me the most is how WWE Creative has ruined Seth’s character.  He’s coming over as a heel who can’t win without help.  We all know he’s better than that but they have made him look like a wuss who relies on the help of Big Show, Kane and J and J security.  I hate when they turn my favorites into cowardly heels :/

  • Canada:Awe look, England's got some snow! Well done guys-
  • England:CALL THE DOCTOR WE'RE NOT READY
  • Australia:What's snow?
  • England:IT'S EVIL AND IT WILL KILL YOU RUN FOR YOUR LIVES YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE SNOW CREATURES CALL MARY POPPINS CALL SANTA SEND HELP
  • France:Oh my god, England calm do-
  • England:SNOOOOW! ON THE M3!!!
  • America:What are you-
  • England:SNOOOOOW ON THE M4!!!!!
  • Sweden:Dudes calm down, we were viking's once-
  • England:SNOOOW! ON THE M1!!!
  • Germany:England please-
  • England:Thought you aught to know... *Faints*
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