But bras and condoms are made from very different materials. A bra will not stretch because it is made of fabric and wire. Latex can stretch to fit around something even if it’s too small, but then it’s still going to be uncomfortable because it’s too tight and it doesn’t afford the wiggle room you would normally want. 

Here, I will show you.

I put a LifeStyles UltraThin around this can of Lysol on my desk (for science). With a diameter of 1.27”, this condom is way too small for the meaty thickness of a Lysol can. And yet it stretches over just fine.


Does it fall off? Definitely not. Not even when I jiggle it. In fact, it’s way too restricted to move.



If that’s not enough, I put a Durex Rainbow Colors condom over this Clorox Wipes jug, which is about three times the size of the Lysol can.

The condom has a little more wriggle room than the Lifestyles Ultra Thin with a diameter of 1.35”. Look! It still fits. Although it’s probably not very comfortable for the Clorox Wipes jug. And it definitely doesn’t move.

A condom that’s too small isn’t going to fall off. It’s still going to go on (unless your penis is the size of an elephant’s leg) but it’s still going to be very uncomfortable and tight. If the condom was so small that it wouldn’t fit, it would break before it popped off.

No matter if the condom is too big or too small, the key to a proper fit is a good measurement and knowing which condoms are going to fit that measurement best.

We Had a Deal (Brief Gravity Falls Drabble)

C’mon Pine Tree, you wanted to know, didn’t you?

He tossed in his bed, eyes shut tight as if trying to brace against the voice echoing in his head.

It was our deal wasn’t it? A puppet for all the secrets of the universe? I didn’t pay up now did I?

Images flashed in his head, racing, blurring. Places and things, creatures and people, all a whirl of color and sound in his mind. Planets burning and stars bursting into creation, galaxies crashing into each other and universes imploding in on themselves.

            You’re so curious about everything aren’t ya, Pine Tree? Not really a tree yet though, are ya? More like sapling, a little sprout. You’re just starting to wriggle your roots into the world, you’re aiming up so high but you can’t see past the canopy.

It wouldn’t stop. It wouldn’t, it just kept coming, the stream of information, of whys and hows.

Go ahead, Pine Sprout, keep reaching up for that burning ball of gas. No matter how much you grow or how deep your roots get you’re still nothing but a speck on a speck of a world on a speck of a galaxy.

Then trees, different kinds, spruces, firs, pines, lots of pines. Dotting the mountain, tall and imposing. He was staring up at them, tiny, miniscule, his feet stuck in the ground and unable to lift them.

But I like your ambition, kid, I’ll tell you that much.

The trees shrank around him, growing smaller as he grew taller.

I can’t have you getting in my way but that doesn’t mean I don’t like you, kid.

He couldn’t move even though he grew past the treetops. The sun burned him since he was exposed and he was being choked, crowded from the sides.

            But hey, ‘be careful what you wish for’, right? Then again they also say don’t make a deal with the devil but you didn’t listen to that one very well either, didja? Hah!

The boy moaned in his sleep, tossing and gripping at the sheets as a cool sweat broke on his skin.

Go on and grow Pine Sprout, let’s see how big you get.

Dipper let out a shout of pain in his sleep, thrashing in the covers. His head whipped, his bangs brushed aside revealing his odd birthmark.

            I guess it was your destiny to begin with anyway. The stars you were born under, at least that’s what the old kooks used to say. Funny how humans can be so wrong but be so close to the mark at the same time. It’s hilarious, really!

The mark began to burn, metaphorically and literally as the mark engulfed in blue flame.

Remember the deal, kid? You’re my puppet, it doesn’t matter if I have your body or not.

Dipper screamed.

Pain is hilarious.

 

swoopingisrad said:

Hawke trying to wash Fenris' feet because they're so dirty but Fen has super ticklish soles and keeps doing little wriggles! ≧◡≦

OMG, HE JUST YANKS HIS FOOT AWAY AND DOES LITTLE GIGGLECOUGHS AND THEN GETTING ALL FLUSTERED BECAUSE HES EMBARRASSED

typhanni replied to your post:in other news, i found a new guy to ship fitz…

Yes! The beginning of TurboMack was unquestionably the highlight of the episode for me. Mack took approximately 4 seconds to wriggle his way into my heart and he’s there to stay now.

TURBOMACK, OH GOD, YEAH CAUSE HE CALLED FITZ TURBO. IM CRYING. I NEED TO WRITE HAPPY FICS WITH THEM IN IT- RIGHT AFTER I FINISH WHAT IS PROBABLY GOING TO TURN IN SMUT FOR THEM THAT IM WORKING ON WRITING NOW.

♜: Shoulder rubs

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Kizami turned his head 130°, trying to look at Tohko, who suddenly  started rubbing his shoulders. “Tohko… what are you doing…?!” He started blushing, wriggling around uncomfortably a bit, before eventually calming down, as he closed his eyes, relaxing in Tohko’s presence.

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"Thank you, Tohko."

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