Let me tell you a story. When I was a young boy, my mother hands me a 20 dollar bill, she says, walk down to the store get me a pack of cigarettes, some scratch-off lottery tickets. So I’m walking down the street and I run into a group of older guys, and they want to know what I got on me. They rough me up pretty good, and they take my 20 dollar bill. I go home to my mom empty handed, I tell her what happened. She opens up a drawer, pulls out a pair of brass knuckles, she hands them to me and she says ‘Well, don’t ever let it happen again.’
—  Dean Ambrose on Smackdown (LITERALLY me as a parent.)