Every time I see this picture I think of Miley Cyrus and her wrecking ball video because of the hammer and the white background. I can picture Tino, Phil, Aaron, Alan and Austin all in tidy whiteys with red lip stick on licking the hammer and swinging on the ball naked and sticking there tounge out every five seconds. I hope I’m not the only one.

Ok here it is. Miley Cyrus’s lyrics now, like wrecking ball, are so much more meaningful than the teen pop shit she used to do. Yeah she acts like a slut in her video but grow up she’s in her 20s she can do what she wants. She’s not the annoying teen she used to be. The world hurt her and she’s dealing with the pain. I actually have more respect for her now than I ever did. Ok. Done.

Loki Ball
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Hahaha okay last one. So back in, like, December, I remember seeing this gif

And then I made a spoof song at the time of Wrecking Ball and this was the results (*lyrics below). I was sick as balls when I recorded this, bear with me lmao

I clawed, I chained

My heart in vain

I jumped, never asking why

I tricked, you fell

Under my spell

A god, no one could deny

 

Don’t you ever try

To say my life’s not a lie

I will always hate you

Odin fought my pop

Stole me from a rock

I will always hate you

 

I came in on a Loki ball

I just want to rule them all

All I wanted was for you to fall

All Odin ever did was

Wre-e-e-ck me…

Yeah he, he wre-e-e-ecked me

 

You wouldn’t kneel

Instead you’d steal

The Tesseract right from my very hands

It must be because

I’m a Jotun

That you must always ruin my plans

 

Don’t you ever try

To say my life’s not a lie

I will always hate you.

Odin fought my pop

Stole me from a rock

I will always hate you

 

I came in on a Loki ball

Yeah, I just want to rule them all

All I wanted was for you to fall

All Odin ever did was

Wre-e-e-eck me

The Avengers are gonna pay

If you can’t trust me, then trust my rage

Why am I always locked in a glass cage?

All Odin ever did was

Wre-e-e-eck me

Yeah he, he wre-e-e-ecked me

 

I never meant to start a war

I just wanted you to let me in

But instead of using force,

I guess you should’ve let me win

 

I never meant to start a war

I just wanted you to let me win

I guess you should’ve let me win…

 

Don’t you ever try

To say my life’s not a lie

I will always hate you

 

I came in on a Loki ball

Yeah, I just want to rule them all

All I wanted was for you to fall

All Odin ever did was

Wre-e-e-eck me

The Avengers are gonna pay

If you can’t trust me, then trust my rage

Why am I always locked in a glass cage?

All Odin ever did was

Wre-e-e-eck me

Yeah he, he wre-e-e-ecked me

 

Yeah he, he wre-e-e-ecked me…

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