My family's reaction to Pirates In Love

Okay this week is Voltage Nostalgia Week and I am finally posting this- my family’s reaction to some Pirates In Love CGs. I have been scarred forever now XD private-hiro Psst: There’s Alan in there Daph! hikarunohana

My family members joining me are: my sis, my three hot male cousins (I swear they’re as hot as the Voltage men ^^)

First of all, I went with a group CG.

Me: So what do you think of this?

My family: WHAT IS THIS. 

Me: It’s a female romance game, aka otome, and this one is called Pirates In Love. It’s by a company named Voltage Inc.

Sis: Well they sure are hot. Especially the one with an eyepatch.

Male Cousin 1: ‘Sirius’???? What is that, the new name of a damn dog??

Male Cousin 2: Well blondie’s hair looks like a damn mop that we have at home.

Male Cousin 3: Well that orange dude’s eyes are super big. Like the damn Roomba I bought for you last week Kana.

Me: *dying of my own laughter* Moving on to the individual ones!

Sis: *whispers* They got some balls to stare at people like they’re some damn host club or something.

Me: O_O

Eduardo came first : 

Male Cousin 1: Is he trying to shoot someone’s balls? He sure got the gun to do the job.

Me: What no! He’s out to save you.

Sis: He thinks he’s Prince Charming eh?? THEN COME! I’M CINDERELLA, SO WHY DOESN’T HE APPEAR DURING MIDNIGHT?! 

Male Cousin 2: Stop ranting for god’s sake. 

Male Cousin 3: That’s some hella fine body there. Lemme date him.

Me: Don’t be gay. 

Sis: Bitch please I’d rip the clothes off. He got some fine abs.

Male cousins and me: What. 

I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT EDDIE SO I CUT QUITE A BIT. 

Alan was next: 

Male Cousin 3: OOOO FOREPLAY 8D 

Male Cousin 1: No wonder he had those handcuffs

Sis: Wait he wasn’t in that group photooooo. Who is he?

Me: A rival captain.

Sis: His ship name may well be f**ked up like the previous one.

Male Cousin 2: He reminds me of someone dammit.

Male Cousin 1: JACK SPARROW! AHA I’VE FOUND YOU! YARRRRRR *goes off to make some weird pirate impression* 

Me: Excuse me, what is that.

Male Cousin 1: My special talent! (His damn eyes were sparkling when he talked to me like that.)

Male Cousin 3: REALLY BRO? ._. *gave a disapproving look*

Sis: This girl isn’t rejecting the cuffs. 

Male Cousin 2: May be horny. And into kinky foreplay. (OMG WHYYYY)

Me: You guys are a bad influence.

-I then showed them a photo of him in his pirate uniform-

Male Cousin 3: Meh. He looks worse. 

Male Cousin 1: BRING BACK THE POLICEMAN UNIFORM DAMMIT WOMAN 

Me: Moving on! *slaps forehead* I was half near rage-quitting 

Nathan was up next: 

Sis: Underwater kissing! That’s so romantic. 

Male Cousin 1: How the hell do you even do that underwater????? GET TO THE SURFACE FIRST DAMMIT

Male Cousin 3: His neck makes him look like some giraffe. 

Me: What???????? Y’know he’s actually one of the favourites in this game?

Male Cousin 3: You have to be kidding. 

Me: I’m not.

Male Cousin 2: You just got sassed lil’ bro

Sis: You lot spoil a girl’s dreams. I wonder how it’ll be when you get girlfriends next time.

Male Cousins: NOT SOON.

Sis: If all the men are muscular, introduce me to this game. 

Me: You already have some weird obsession for abs, no I will not feed the addiction.

Christopher had this CG:

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Male Cousin 2: Mad scientist ass. 

Sis: This is bound to explode sooner or later. The others were more handsome.

Male Cousin 3: That is some gay necklace, though Dad wears one…

Me: And you still have the gall to say that. 

Male Cousin 1: He looks like this Indian neighbour of ours next door. 

Me: He’s not Indian oh my god

Male Cousin 1: He’s not?! O.o

Me: You lot have the damn stereotype in your heads… 

Sis: That shirt looks like how badly Dad dresses.

Me: It isn’t that bad. He just has a terrible sense of colour. For fashion purposes. He’s good looking in a suit okay!

Male Cousin 2: AT LEAST GIVE HIM A BETTER EARRING!

Sis: And give himself a proper shower.

Me: *facepalms*

Our Leonardo was up next:

Sis: Well at least he looked better than the previous one. Except for the facial expression.

Male Cousin 1: Well, he looks like a perverted person with that expression.

Male Cousin 3: He looks so wrong. Like he wants to do “that thing” with the girl.

Sis: Nope. Nope. Nope. PUSH HIM AWAY GIRLIE!

Male Cousin 2: Why touch her hair? So disrespectful.

Me: But then I touch your hair all the time.

Male Cousin 2: You’re the sole exception.

Male Cousin 1: OOOOO YOU LIKE KANA?! 8D *whistles*

Male Cousin 2: She’s my baby cousin! Why not?!

Male Cousin 1 and 3: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE’RE GONNA HAVE A SIS IN LAW SOON

Me: ENOUGH OF IT YOU TWO. So off topic now.

Male Cousin 3: Is that an army outfit?

Me: More specifically, the Navy’s. 

Male Cousin 1: Even our country’s one doesn’t look that gaudy.

Morgan, our Pirate King was up next in line:

Sis: OOOOOOOOO HOTTIE MAN 

Male Cousin 1: He’s actually better looking than the rest. 

Me: Well, he’s dubbed ‘The Pirate King’. 

Male Cousin 2: WUT. That sounds like One Piece out of a sudden.

Male Cousin 3: I want some of that liquor.

Sis: He’s got so many jewels…. Want.

Male Cousin 2: That cross is insulting. Even though it looks precious.

All of us: Of course it is. (Side Note: My family is not this religion, so we feel a bit insulted when people ask us this question. No offence intended.)

Male Cousin 1: He’s got a fine red coat.

Male Cousin 3: I wanna have one. Wonder if H&M or UNIQLO carry such clothes.

Sis: Well he looks so hot. Tell me more about him later.

Lastly, our dear Russell is shown: 

Male Cousin 1: He looks like a super sadist. Like that game from some other company that you showed us last time. (Side Note: I once showed them Diabolik Lovers. Never again. XD)

Me: What, those vampires all have that damn personality okay. 

Sis: They all look like they possess a trench coat of their own.

Male Cousin 2: I want his hair to use as a mop. 

Male Cousin 3: What is that, a throne?

Sis: He looks so conceited. Not my style at all.

Male Cousin 2: I should be the one on the damn chair. Get down blondie.

Male Cousin 3: It looks a cruise setting.

Me: Remind me to book cruise tickets later.

Sis: What, no earring? Disappointment.

Male Cousin 3: No wonder he looks so plain.

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I have officially rage quit this. XD But thanks Chia chiapeto for the lovely idea! I may not have the time to post the reactions tomorrow. I’ll try my best to ^^ (And try not to vomit blood again)

can you say daddy o’brien bc I sure as hell can

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