1. No more trollies :(
3. Why don’t the gates ever like me
4. Why do they attach the tongs with a cord It’s not like anyone is going to steal any
5. THEY SELL SUSHI NOW
6. *Opens Facebook*
7. New Facebook status: “They sell sushi at Woolies now!”
8. $1.50 for a watermelon? Wow that’s cheap
9. Oohhh $1.50 per kilogram. Makes sense now.
10. Damn figs are expensive
11. There are way too many varieties of milk and yoghurt and butter and cheese and my head hurts now
12. Nudie juice! *grabs a bottle*
13. Is that how much they are?
14. *returns bottle*
15. CHOCOLATE!!!!! LOLLIES!!! MOAR!!!!!
16. Allens Lollies or the Natural Confectionery Company?
17. This is the most important decision in my life.
18. Think, think. Don’t make a stupid choice.
19. *Grabs a Home Brand packet of snakes*
20. If this is called long life milk then will it live longer than me? #Philosophy
21. Mum? Mum? MUM!????? Where are you!!????
22. *Walks quickly past aisles, making quick glances at the customers*
23. Shopping is haaaaaaard
24. Why are the queues always long?
25. Hey there’s nobody in this line! #winning
26. *Checkout chick takes out a sign*
27. “Sorry this lane is now closed.”
28. FUCK YOU
29. I don’t get why people with lots of damn items queue in the express lane. I mean HELLOOO it’s called an EXPRESS lane for a fucking reason!!!
30. NO LADY YOU CLEARLY DO NOT HAVE 15 ITEMS OR LESS
31. Self-serve it is, then.
32. Eftpos only. Damn.
33. *machine beeps*
34. “Unattended item in bagging area.”
35. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THEY ARE JUST EGGS AND I AM CLEARLY ATTENDING TO THEM
35. “Please remove item in bagging area.”
36. *Removes eggs*
37. “Please place item in bagging area”.
38. YOU JUST TOLD ME TO REMOVE THE DAMN ITEM
39. *Returns eggs to bagging area*
40. “Unattended item in bagging area”
41. Oh, for fucks sake.
42. “Please return item to bagging area.”
43. FUCK MY LIFE
44. FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOU!!
45. “Do you have an everyday rewards card?”