2004 Château Lascombes

Pack me up and take me somewhere warm! In the meantime, keeping warm with this Lascombes. Smells just like a Bordeaux - cassis, blackberries, raspberries, fresh leather, violets, spicebox, mushrooms and earth. Starts with red fruit and cassis on the palate, leather and mushroom mid-palate, and finishes with tart red fruit. 

3/5 bones


Merlot, Cabernet Sauvignon, Petit Verdot

13% abv

Margaux (Bordeaux), FRANCE


There’s a difference between them two.

Name: Jonathan
Nicknames: Jon? I don’t think I really have any others…Jono maybe, Jonny in high school for other kids in drama
Birthday: January 24th
Age: 24
Gender: I identify as male
Sexual Orientation: to quote Stephanie, ERRYONE
Significant other: a super handsome gentleman named Max (aka Dotty Minerva)

Height:  5’10”
Work/School: I’m finishing my undergrad at University of New Mexico and living off the money I made being a nanny/tutor
Favorite color: Green for days
Time and date: Wait, like today’s date and time? I don’t get this. 2:19pm MOUNTAIN TIME MOTHERFUCKERS
Average hours of sleep: 5-6 hours usually, it’s super healthy
Last thing I googled: the address of a pizza place because I was having the most intense pizza craving of my goddamn life
Number of blankets I sleep under: 2-3 since it’s cold as nads here and my apartment wasn’t designed to hold in heat
Favorite movies: The Dreamers, Stand By Me, The Big Lebowski, Moon, and Her
Favorite animations: Les Triplettes de Belleville
Favorite shows: Top Gear UK, Battlestar Galactica, Broad City, Firefly
Favorite food: Wine
Favorite place to shop for clothes: Target
Last movie I saw in theaters: Into the Woods with my family
Last book I read: Houdini, Tarzan, and the Perfect Man by John F. Kasson
A place that makes me happy: Duncan’s Mills, CA
What are you doing today: reading for school until my eyes fall out of my face

Since I was tagged by dbaldwin I guess I can’t tag him again (so sad!), so I’ll go with muddled-thought greatwhyteshark politiconerd bandannarama chupbuttcabra momotheflamingo and whoever else wants to do this

The Society for the Advancement of Social Studies  is bringing a night of seriously unserious art history to the Brooklyn Museum on Thursday, January 29th. Here’s a sneak peak courtesy of SASS founders Larissa Hayden & Anna Rasche:

Humans have been producing and consuming intoxicating beverages since time immemorial, so it’s no surprise that alcohol has left quite an impression on the art historical record. From intricately crafted drinking vessels, to exquisitely designed liquor labels to ancient depictions of dudes who’ve had a few too many, find out what can be learned about our history and ourselves through the art that surrounds alcohol.

Aside from filling your cups from our cash bar, and your minds with little known facts about drinking throughout art history, we’ll have opportunities to doodle for a chance to grab some exclusive prizes!   

A fun fact for pregaming: To date, the earliest scientifically confirmed traces of alcoholic beverages were found in a neolithic Chinese settlement dating from 7,000 BC. The Brooklyn Museum’s collection includes an Egyptian wine label dating back to 1390-1352 B.C.E.

Posted by Lauren Zelaya


This Thursday, January 29th from 5-8PM, I am hosting a wine tasting at one of my favorite wine shops in LA, DomaineLA. We’ll be serving three of my favorite natural/organic wines from Italy, Spain and France. And for $12, it’s a hell of a deal. Like for real, you cannot get three glasses of wine this good for $12. No tickets or reservations necessary, just come on down and hang out. I’m also bringing a stack of vinyl to play so it’s going to be a lot of fun I promise.


6801 Melrose Avenue, Los Angeles, CA 90038

Flyer made by my main squeeze, Ben. Inspired by a Breakfast At Tiffany’s poster. He chose the adjective “friendliest” for the record. I am super friendly for sure, but the adjectives I chose were much crasser.