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!!!!!!

so we’re at this party and this 110 lb. white kid comes back from the bar, smashed, and probably off a lot of other shit as well

he goes over to the laptop to put on a song and he’s screaming

"WHY DOESN’T IT WORK, GARY? I’M TRYING TO PUT ON ‘STRICTLY FOR MY JEEPS’ BUT IT’S NOT WORKING. I NEED TO HEAR ‘STRICTLY FOR MY JEEPS.’ I NEED TO HEAR ‘STRICTLY FOR MY JEEPS.’”

the song comes on and he’s blaring it. he’s walking around the apartment just fucking shit up. throwing shit off the counter, picking up anything he can find and just chucking it.

and the whole time he’s saying to no one in particular, “I’M OUT HERE WILIN’” “YOU BETTER SLOW DOWN BABY”

it was maybe one of the most beautiful scenes i’ve ever seen.

DeShawn Timothy - "Basics"

Back to the basics, its nothing, it’s nathan

Steady eatin’ beats just to statisfy the cravings

I’m the new nightmare, I’m on my Wes Craven

Shhh, I wanna hear what they sayin?

Oh he da illest, slay ‘em like a villain

Catch me at the HOT SPOT like Fox, just chillin’

Daddy’s stay grillin’ tea just a spilling

Scheming on my next move, I’m all ‘bout my shillings

D dot Timmeh, wilin out in Philly

middle finger to a slitch if they ain’t fucking with me

how you talking dingy, when you washed up really

son, I don’t press but I’ll air you out early

D dot Timmeh, wilin out in Philly

middle finger to a slitch if they ain’t fucking with me

how you talking dingy, when you washed up really

son, I don’t press but I’ll air you out early

Back to the basics, I run it like Acsis

Raybans on, to block out the shadings

Givenchy, well that would be the fragrance

Shitting on em, for pure entertainment

Took a back seat, Town Car, but I’m driven

last that you heard was “Merge”, it’s been a minute

Hoes mind ya business, cause I’m bout my business

Hair is jet black but I’m blonde with ambition

D dot Timmeh, wilin out in Philly

middle finger to a slitch if they ain’t fucking with me

how you talking dingy, when you washed up really

son, I don’t press but I’ll air you out early

D dot Timmeh, wilin out in Philly

middle finger to a slitch if they ain’t fucking with me

how you talking dingy, when you washed up really

son, I don’t press but I’ll air you out early

Back to the basics, I know they gonna play this

The number one track on your rap bitch playlist

Haters, got ‘em tighter than a facelift

while I kick back and get higher than a spaceship

Thought I tapped out, you’re dead wrong, straight trippin’

Faggots, I’m ballin’, Michael Jordan, Scotty Pippen

Thought I tapped out, you’re dead wrong, straight trippin’

Faggots, I’m ballin’, Michael Jordan, Scotty Pippen

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