white-tailed-deer

anonymous asked:

Ok so I did a bit of research and some math, and Xel's dong would be approximately 12~ inches long at least (using white tail deer as a reference, and average penis size was about 1/12 their total height when fully erect) (This might still be wrong, I did only think on this for a minute or two after all)

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*mun proceeds to pick her jaw up off the floor*

I WAS JOKING OMG

I didn’t want to know that about my baby.

At all

omg

well now everyone knows

thank you anon