sothepageturns started following you

lazarusholmes started following you

wherestheice-haymitch started following you

shakinghandsinhell started following you

potato-qorl started following you

langdalegossip started following you

psychopathic-professor started following you

Dear god.

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Tell me I can expect a modicum of intelligence from at least one of you.

Woah, what the heck?!

I got like, 10 followers today or something. That’s kinda loco-crazy. 

Hey there, kids. I’m Max. Thanks for joining me on this crazy adventure, though I have to warn you, you may regret it. But once you’ve followed me? Don’t stop. 

This blog could be the key to surviving to your next birthday.