wheres-the-mouse

Redwall fanfiction where an old reclusive mouse ends up finding a baby rat, but since she’s half blind, she mistakes it for a mouse and adopts it. The rat grows up under her care and rapidly fading eyesight into a rat. A rat rat. One with a wicked hunched back and teeth that could gnaw through rock, the kind of creature you would see crawling from a slimy ship’s hull. Her grandson is well aware of what he is, but doesn’t notify her.

The few woodlanders that know the mouse are constantly trying to convince her that her grandson is a rat, but the rat stands back with a straight face and allows his grandmother to plow them over in a river of senility, occasionally piping up in agreement at the proper moment and holding her shawl for her.

“Look. Merrill. This has gone on too long. Yore grandson isn’t a mouse. He’s huge, for pike’s sake. Have you consid–”

“Now you hold on a second. Huge? My grandson’s a hardy boy and I don’t skimp on feeding him his meals, thank you; a plump child is a happy one, and I don’t think you have the right to shame my son for being study, Skipper!”

“Marm. Marm, that’s not what I meant–”

“I feed you three times a day, don’t I, son? We always have a good spread on the table, and you never go hungry?”

“Yes, you do, grandma. I eat plenty. It’s healthy for a growing young one.”

“Marm, I’m not sayin—”

You were a plump baby! And you too, Logalog! You two had cheeks as big as apples and a rudder thicker than my arm, and you were a rolling, giggly little shrewbabe. Matter of fact, Skipper, I’ve held your grandniece, and I know she’s not a light little trinket either, as she shouldn’t be. Children need to be fed.”

“Of course, grandma.”

*groan

part II

anonymous asked:

Favorite tickling moments in movies or TV from your childhood? Btw this DEFINITELY isn't Sammy. Nope. Not at all.

Suuure it isn’t. :P

I remember there was one episode of Maisy Mouse where the main 3 (or 4?) found a feather and used it for a bunch of things. In the end, someone got their feet tickled with it, and I played that scENE OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN DJSJSKAKA

I also remember an episode of Pokemon where Team Rocket made a tickle machine and used it on Professor Oak???

AND THERE WAS A FUCKING EPISODE OF JOHNNY TEST THAT WAS AAAALLLLL ABOUT TICKLING. IT WAS LITERALLY CALLED JOHNNY VS THE TICKLER. IT WAS THE MOST CRINGE WORTHY THING I’VE EVER SEEN. IT STILL COMES ON TV SOMETIMES AND EVEN THOUGH I CAN’T EVEN DEAL WITH IT, I END UP WATCHING IT. I’M A MESS

anonymous asked:

baekbama, obama is a secret exo stan AU

He hadn’t really meant to click it honestly. It had been an accident, a lapse in judgement, a small stumble due to curiosity. His daughter had borrowed his laptop (“mine is broken, daddy” she had whined.) and had left it open on the page she was on. Raising his eyebrow, he stared at the video paused on his laptop. It was a small male with raven hair staring sensually at the screen, a small smirk formed on his lips, sinful hips cocked to the right exposing his pert behind shamelessly, as his beautiful fingers was placed right above his-

Obama coughed, shaking his head, before sliding the cursor across the screen to the small “x” near the tab. He hesitated, flickering his eyes from where his mouse hovered to the video. Against his better judgment, he slowly moved it back on to the video and clicked play, already feeling regret form inside of him. As afternoon drifted in to night, one video became twenty and he knew he couldn’t stop himself anymore.

(And if anybody noticed his changed suit, they didn’t say a word.)

send me a pairing and an au for a drabble~

This one has been waiting to go up but I got held up fighting with one of my other drawings.  When I get stuck on a drawing I tend to put ones that are waiting to go up to the side until I get unstuck on another..why I’m not sure except all my attention goes to getting unstuck.

BASICALLY I’M UNSTUCK ON THIS OTHER DRAWING THAT’LL BE COMING SOONISH.

For now here is who I call an acrobatic ant clown imp :D?  She comes from the same world I mentioned before (with the owl and lion mouse )where kids and creatures born the same day/hour are paired at a certain age.  They meet at this portal like area between their worlds and it’s like BAM here is your partner for the rest of your life.  No one knows who or what they’re getting.  So far the creatures have their main smaller/medium sized form and a way bigger form.  So just two.  They can switch between forms at will, and the bigger forms are for distance travel/protection and what have you.

I put Perrie in that world actually just idly, because he was the first one I could see with another form which..hilariously enough has no eyes in the current design idea I’m planning.  Flying Eye’s are usually my I need a tiny thing place holder so Perrie got used! minus his hat.

I love Miss Acrobatic Ant Imp so much plan on seeing more of her.  I was like she’d be my mascot or something.  I did plan to throw this into shading and highlights rendering but I liked it so much in flats and I got wrapped up with another picture.  I am going to make myself practice coloring soon aah.

I had so much fun drawing her and I just call her an Ant Imp because her face kiiiinda makes me think of a ant..kinda.  She’s medium sized and likes to move around and flip all over the place.  I TRIED TO PUSH THE BLUE INTO NOT HUGE SECTIONS..:D.  I liked how the blue lookssssh.

Perrie, the Flying Eyes, Miss Ant Imp and all reside with meee.

anonymous asked:

Any idea where Matthew got his Minnie Mouse jumper? Disney world? *crying*

He started wearing it right after they had a gig in Disney World and I was told by a *local* those shops carry merch you can’t get online and I have searched everywhere on the internet and am unable to find it available for purchase online so sorry :/ xx