America when it’s not the 4th of July: wow gay rights, women’s right, abortion issues, birth control, I hate this country, we’re not really free are we, gun laws don’t make sense, really? bulletproof backpacks? idiots.
America on the 4tH OF JULY: FRE EDOM M OTHERFUCKERS, W ERE THE GOD FU CKING BEST, THE DECLA RATION OF FUCKING INDEPENDENC E, WERE GON THROW YOU’RE FUC KING TEA IN THE OCEAN YOU MOTH ERFUCKERS. COWAB UNGA!!!