The Big Bads of Buffy the Vampire Slayer
  • Season 1:An actual bat
  • Season 2:A grave example of a time when a innocent threesome nearly ended the world
  • Season 3:Mitt Romney
  • Season 4:The unfortunate result of a passionate one night stand between Frankenstein and G I Joe
  • Season 5:Your average celebrity
  • Season 6:Reddit MRAs, Darth Rosenberg
  • Season 7:Sir turns-up-to-talk-shit-before-randomly-disappearing-a-lot, Captain Mal Reynolds

Firefly Episode 4 Shindig

“Yeah, well just be careful, we cheated Badger out of good money to buy that frippery. And you're suppose to make me look respectable.”  Captain Malcolm Reynolds

“Yes Sir, Captain Tight-pants.”  Kaylee Frye


“In their resting state, our actives are as innocent and vulnerable as children. We call it the "Tabula Rasa”. The blank slate. Now imagine the imprint process filling it, creating a new personality. A friend, a lover, a confidant in a sea of enemies. Your heart’s desire made flesh. And when the engagement has been completed, all memory of you and your time together will be wiped clean.“


Firefly Episode 2 The Train Job

“This is why we lost you know. Superior Numbers.”  Captain Malcolm Reynolds

Thanks for the reenactment sir.”  Zoe Washburne

Buffy the Vampire Slayer themed asks

Hellmouth:If you could change one thing about the area you live in, what would it be?

Slayer:Do you believe in destiny or fate? If so, why? If not, why not?

Vampire:If you had the chance to live forever, would you take it and why?

Watcher:What’s the last book you read? Did you enjoy it? Would you recommend it?

Witch:Any unusual or rare talents?

Vengeance Demon:Something you can’t stand?

Harbinger:Your favourite celebrity?

Key:Is there anything or one you’d die for?

Hell-God:Anything you’re particularly fussy or adamant about?

Double-Meat Palace:What’s the first job you ever took? Did you enjoy it? If you haven’t ever taken a job or part-time job, what job would you like to do in the future?

Seer:Does the future scare or excite you?

Potential Slayer:Biggest single ambition?

The Initiative:Are you a rebellious type? Do you question authority or follow the rules?

Turok-Han: Do you work best on your own or in a group?

Ascension:Weirdest thing that has ever happened to you?

Stake:Is it better to be physically or emotionally strong and why?

Holy Water:Any allergies?

Sunnydale High:Fondest high school memory? If you aren’t in high school or secondary school yet, your fondest memory of school up until this point? 

Sweet:Would you describe yourself as a musical person? Can you sing? Can you dance? Can you play any instruments?

Master: Something that scared you as a child?

Leather Duster:What makes you feel confident (if anything)?

Willy’s Place:Have you ever bribed someone? Have you ever blackmailed someone?

First Evil:Something you are proud of overcoming?

Urn of Osiris: Are you secretive or a open book?

Chaos Demon: Anything you’re embarrassed about or regret doing?

Werewolf:Are you the same person you were 12 months ago? If not, how so?

Bronze:Do you drink alcohol? Are there any particular reasons you do or don’t?

Praying-Mantis:Are you good at making first impressions?

Magic Box:Favourite possession?

Sluggoth Demon:Do you believe in karma?

Glove of Myhnegon: How well do you handle positions of power or leadership?

Scooby Gang: What’s your favourite thing to do with friends?