• kappyish:sudden desire for pegging fic where rose has no idea what she's doing and dave's just like "rose get it the fuck together".
  • kappyish:"jesus fuckin christ girl"
  • u00:OH MY GOD
  • u00:ahahahahahahah
  • u00:i'd tell you to write it but
  • kappyish:just because dave needs the upper hand in their relationship more often.
  • u00:over cereal one morning
  • u00:"rose i think you should fuck me in the ass"
  • kappyish:"I"
  • u00:"i know you have a dildo and frankly it's fucking insulting you haven't offered me a ride yet"
  • u00:"like what the hell"
  • u00:"i thought i meant more to you than that"
  • kappyish:"Dave."
  • u00:"are you breaking up with me"
  • u00:"is this some kind of test"
  • u00:"are you subtly implying to me i'm not good enough for you to plunder my poop chute"
  • kappyish:"Well, when you put it that way..."
  • u00:"shit, where's the ice cream"
  • u00:"i need to drown my butt devastation the old fashioned way"
  • kappyish:"It's the middle of winter. No one's selling ice cream."
  • u00:"you just watch me rose"
  • kappyish:"Also, isn't it technically the lack of butt devastation you're drowning?"
  • u00:"just fucking watch me"
  • u00:"are you implying that you would devastate my ass if you fucked it because i might be into that"
  • kappyish:"I think the ass in question is tight enough that anyone fucking it would devastate it."
  • u00:"you sure know a lot about the elasticity of my ass rose"
  • u00:"but why stop there"
  • u00:"i think this is worth some further research"
  • u00:"i bought like a two hundred pack of black latex gloves"
  • u00:"that ought to get your sick jollies off"
  • kappyish:"As we all know, you and I are paragons of research."
  • u00:"hell yeah"
  • kappyish:"Shall we publish our findings in a scientific journal, say, Sexual Psychology magazine?"
  • u00:"more like your smut tumblr yeah i know about that by the way"
  • u00:"and on the subject that last thing you reblogged was totally mediocre"
  • u00:"i refuse to believe centaur anatomy works like that"
  • kappyish:"It's a blog dedicated to the artistry of the naked body, both human and bestial."
  • kappyish:"And frankly, you're in no position to talk, given the dragons tag on yours."
  • u00:"i'm p sure this artist has never looked at a horse's legs in her life and excuse you at least dragons don't exist for their anatomy to be butchered"
  • u00:"i can fap to whatever cock-eyed dragon porn i want"
  • kappyish:"Oh, and suddenly you're an expert on horse anatomy?"
  • u00:"did you forget who i grew up with or"
  • u00:"i have seen the ultimate mastery in horsecock porn"
  • u00:"do not underestimate me rose"
  • u00:"i have seen more equine phallus than man was ever built to consume"
  • u00:"i have watched rippling quadruped dick plunge into so many wanton holes"
  • u00:"schlongs the size of my head, rose"
  • kappyish:THE LAND OF THE FREE AND THE HOME OF THE BRA
  • u00:bRA
  • kappyish:VE.
  • u00:OMG
  • u00:OGM NO
  • u00:YOU CAN'T
  • u00:TAKE IT BACK
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  • u00:[1:10:20 PM] kappyish: THE LAND OF THE FREE AND THE HOME OF THE BRA
  • u00:[1:10:20 PM] kappyish: THE LAND OF THE FREE AND THE HOME OF THE BRA
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