what-the-hell-is-this-shit-omg

bask3tballgirl asked:

Omg this ULL Auburn game. The ULL coach totally screwed them. She pitched a hell of a game and was at 210 pitches! And they didn't even have their other pitcher warmed up. Didn't think this shit would happen in regionals

They should of had her be warming up no matter what…

I don’t know why he didn’t pull her… Maybe game two would be different.

They just scored. 11-10

the signs when cooking
  • aquarius:omg why is it on fire
  • pisces:this actually tastes good wow i can cook
  • aries:i only know how to make dinosaur chicken nuggets hElp
  • taurus:help
  • gemini:idk what the hell i'm doing
  • cancer:i can make pasta and only pasta are u down with that
  • leo:ramen. thats all.
  • virgo:im a chef look at me i can do shit
  • libra:everything is burnt i guess i need to have fruit
  • scorpio:im not that bad at this wow oh oops how did that burn
  • sagittarius:ok i can do this yes oh wait no it tastes like shit
  • capricorn:desserts are my specialty fuck yeah
Me watching The Hillywood Show Parody

Oh, this is really well done…

Wait… Is that Osric? 

And that’s RICHARD!

But but but…ALSO TAHMOH AND MARK!!

AND AND WHAT THE HELL THAT’S ROB AND MATT AND TIM! WHAT THE HELL!!

IS THAT MISHA!!! 

What the fuck is going on!

AND THAT’S J2!!!!! OMG I’M DYING WHAT THE HELL THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER FUCK LIFE I’M GONNA WATCH THIS FOREVER

Reactions on upd8
  • Homestuck fandom:Wow Vriska is really in some RPG shit
  • Homestuck fandom:Omg look at Dirk he is beauty and he is grace
  • Homestuck fandom:Thank you Karkat you truly speak for our artist feels
  • Homestuck fandom:Let praise for Karkat's shitty diagrams
  • Homestuck fandom:Yes please let PM meet the mayor again please
  • Homestuck fandom:Protect Jane Crocker 2k15
  • Homestuck fandom:"You're probably right but fuck you nevertheless"
  • Intermission fandom:EVERYBODY STOP HERE RIGHT NOW SPADES SLICK IS MOTHERFUCKING COMING TO THE KIDS AND TROLLS GET ALL YOUR STABDADS EMOTIONS TIGHT FOR THE REUNION AW HELL YES OH WAIT WHAT OH GOBSMACKING FUCK THE FELT'S EXISTENCE HAS BEEN MENTIONED THE FELT IS COMING TOO THE FELT IS FUCKING COMING ALONG WITH SLICK TOO HOLY FUCK EVERYBODY STAY CALM EVERYBODY STAY FUCKING CALM QUICK EVERYONE PREPARE FOR THOSE GAY LEPRECHAUNS MOBSTERS ASSES' ARRIVAL THIS SHIT CAN'T BE WAIT JFC THEY WILL BE HERE FOR LIKE ANY MOMENT HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO CLOSE THEY MAY SHOW UP WITHIN THIS WEEK THEY MAY SHOW UP JUST AT THE NEXT UPD8 THEY MAY EVEN SHOW UP JUST!!!!!RIGHT!!!!!NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Libra conversation with 2 Scorpio's
  • Scorpio 1:OMG *libras name* YOU LOOK LIKE A GOAT!!
  • Libra:No I don't!
  • Scorpio 2:Omg shit she does as well.
  • Libra:How!? *crosses arms*
  • Scorpio 1:*Scorpio 2* search goat pics now.
  • Scorpio 2:*takes out phone and Google searches pictures of goats.* *starts laughing*
  • *shows Scorpio 1 the phone*
  • Scorpio 1:*laughing* omg! *places phone next to Libra*look!
  • *they are all laughing together*
  • *Aries walks out of no where and looks at the phone*
  • Aries:What the hell.... Why are there - *shakes head and walks away*
  • Gemini:*walks out of no where* OMG THAT'S SUCH A CUTE GOAT! ... it looks like Libra...
  • Beckett flirting with danny valentine:she's such a cutie look at how she plays with her hair little adorableball kbex omg omg i love her can i be her she's so funny i'm having a heart attack please god jesus christ and virgin mary come save me
  • Castle casually looking at some strippers:what the fuck what the actual fuck this is unbelievable you despicable human being what are you even doing you're married your wife is beside you you heartless piece of shit i'm in despair he's such a horrible creature you don't deserve kate beckett egoistical womanizer i hope you burn in hell while satan is cutting your penis off i hate this episode this is bullshit this is the
4

omg OMFG ARE YOU FOR REAL??? THIS IS BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER OMG LOOK AT THIS! OMG THIS IS CANON, I REPEAT, CANON C A N O N

IMAI HAS SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM OMG HE IS READY TO SLAY HER DONT YOU DARE TO TOUCH HER DONT YOU DAREE AAAARGHHHH *PTERODACTYL DYING SOUNDS*

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO YOU GORILLAAAA!! WHAT DO ALL THIS SIGNS MEAN?!!

edit: THIS IS OKITA FREAKING DEADPANED SOUGO BUT DEADPANED MY ASS

anonymous asked:

So you know how there's alot of Eggsy gets insulted by people and Harry fights whoever insulted him. What the roles were reversed, and people were like "Eggsy what are you doing with a guy like him?" And he kicks their asses because he loves Harry

OMG I LIVE FOR THIS

I love to think about people judging Eggsy because he’s with someone that is so much older than him. Like I can see friends of his - or even strangers - walking up to him and being like ‘really?? Why the hell would you date him??’ And I really picture Eggsy being a protective lil shit. I can see him showing more PDA just to bug them because Harry is his and he loves him and they better understand that.

anonymous asked:

LOL On those Akashi & Midorima pics It looks like Midorima has boobs that Akashi is looking at which made Midorima uncomfortable so he fell LOL

OMG YES AND THEN AFTER AKASHI IS LIKE ‘OH SHIT I’VE BEEN CAUGHT’ AND MAKES THIS FACE

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THEN MIDORIMA RECOVERS AND IS ANGRY LIKE

‘WHAT THE HELL AKASHI?! YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO USE YOUR EYES FOR THAT SORT OF THING!!’

OMG

Are you people freaking kidding me right now? Are people actually sending Ksenia Solo hate mail? -shakes head- Whoever is sending her hate mail needs to get over themselves!  And they need to grow the hell up! First off she is way to sweet of a person to have to deal with that kinda shit! Second off Ksenia is Ksenia! She is not her character Shay on Orphan Black!!! She’s doing what the WRITERS of the show told her to do!  If you guys wanna hate on anyone hate on the writers not the  actors or actresses! God Orphan Black is gonna turn into Lost girl and The 100 with the damn shipping wars!  People hated on Rachel Skarsten because of Valkubus(And I thought that was sad!) Then people hated on Alycia Debnam Carry  cause Lexa and Clarke kissed on The 100 (again that was sad!) and now people are bad mouthing Ksenia because her character is gonna hook up with Cosima! God you people are freaking crazy! I mean I’m crazy about my ships but I’m not that CRAZY!! And FYI for anyone whose wondering I ship Cosima and Shay and I haven’t even seen the episode with her in it yet… SO yeah suck it!

caedesdeo said: Holy shit this is amazing. Just, the point where Steve is self-aware about what he’s going to Rumlow for, the fact that he knows Brock is going to fuck him up and enjoy it, craving that level of cruelty, it’s hot & heartbreaking in equal measure.

tenlittlebullets said: help i’m in the deepest pit of the special hell and i hit every circle on the way down and i LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT, what a delicious heap of noxious steaming filth

lilacblossoms said: THE SCENE AT THE END WITH NAT!!!!! (the whole thing, really, aw Steve, oh bb ): ): ): ): )

stoatsandwich said: Oh man, this is – well, way trashier than I expected it would be, for one thing. As much achy chestfeels as pantsfeels and holy moly, Steve’s utter misery and his self-awareness about what he’s doing and what it means just…really comes through. I love, love, love the way you wrote Rumlow. Do you think this is the same continuity as your other fics? Because I am now trying to imagine Bucky’s reaction. Nnngh Steve being all masochistic must go reread.

stoatsandwich honestly i was writing this and looking at it and the original draft was so much less in trash levels. and then i realized that if you’re going to write brock rumlow you have to Write Brock Rumlow, and i DOVE STRAIGHT INTO THE DUMPSTER, hi, this is the blog you all followed, welcome

@everyone here, i actually don’t know if this fits into my other steve/bucky fuck all the time verse, because it colors fics like conviction really strangely, unless bucky didn’t know about all this yet. i think my answer for right now is a loud maybe, depending on whether or not i decide to write a connecting fic in the future, where bucky deals with all this. and actually the more i think about it the more i want to, so let’s say maybe with a hard side of yes. 

regarding what would happen if bucky knew, he would literally murder rumlow. he wouldn’t not let himself think about it, he wouldn’t pretend it didn’t happen; he would hunt him down and rip his limbs off one by one. which is EXACTLY WHY I DON’T KNOW IF THIS EXISTS IN MY OTHER MAIN VERSE YET, because that’s heavy shit to deal with, but again. maybe with left yes. 

thanks for the crazy responses everyone!!! 

I just have to say something about Bleach 625, it’s about Ichigo, sorry Grimmjow, but this guy his a heart stealer, first things first, Ichigo is so sweet – he aint even raising his sword to Grimm, cause he takes him as serious as a paper bag in the wind lmao 

The other thing is; ICHIGOS FACE WHEN HE SEES RIRUKA I CANT HOLD ALL THESE FEELS, OMG MY HEART IS MELTED, I AM SF DONE WITH THE CUTE LIL SHIT??? HOW DOES HE GO FROM HOT TO ADORABLE IN 0.1 SECONDS???

I CANT

oh, but then theres that corrosive lump of fecal horror known as Orihime….

IS SHE REALLY JEALOUS OF NEL??? please tell me this isn’t what it seems??? what the hell is it with this girl?? I just

Does she ever stop?? I dont think she does or will.

AND THEN GRIMMJOW, 

stray-arrows

I hope he’s not wearing a onsie

it looks like it in high res


OKAY that was all, imma resume my hiatus now, byye

anonymous asked:

Ok, to the anon who don't see it, I didn't see it either. I guess I started to see it on season two. Now I rewatch season one and think: How the hell did I miss this?

Yeah, I get that!! For me in season one it was like “omg why do they have so much tension?? what is the meaning of this?? haha are they going to like make out?? hahahah wtf I love them?? I want to watch them interact forever??” But then in season two (specifically cricket game) I suddenly was smacked in the face with otp feels and was like “ohhhhhhhh shit. shit. it’s gonna be canon. shit. shitttttttttttttttttttt.” 

The shoot-out sequences of this episode were downright ridiculous. I mean we know our guys never get hit, but honestly it went beyond the normal crap they pull.

The take-down sequences in the hotel were perfect. That is my one positive post for the night (besides the gloriousness that was Arkady - who thankfully is still alive)

This episode was eye-rollingly predictable. Except of course Hetty’s shit. N/M Chernoff as Callen’s dad - I think many people were believing that to be true. And of course daddy is dead. OF COURSE.  OH WAIT. Double N/M. So was Hetty lying to Callen? I’m more apt to believe that than her not knowing the truth, honestly.

AND WHERE THE HELL WAS KENSI AND DEEKS, PARTICULARLY DEEKS. He might as well been taken into custody by LAPD before they went to Moscow. 

OMG WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT???

(if you couldn’t tell there are running thoughts for the end of the episode. which by the way felt like 5 hours instead of 5 minutes.)

**I forgot to add the utterly awful fake background shots while Sam and Callen were driving through Moscow toward the beginning of the episode. Terribly fake. Truly awful.**

*logs onto tumblr for the thousandth time today*
  • me:*checks dashboard and sees the same post seven times* the hell?
  • other users:omg, that livestream was crazy
  • me:what livestream??? *scrolls down to see shitload of related posts*
  • other users:well, Spencer was like blah twitter blah Ryan blah Brendon was quiet as shit
  • me:*eye twitch* the f#ck

sokoviasredwitch asked:

//sweetie you're wonderful and i love you bUT CAN YOU MAKE HAPPY HEADCANONS REGARDING PIETRO? All of them are sad, beautiful but sad, and I'm just like, what about happy ones??? You're a wonderful Wanda and I'm not complainin or tellin you what to do, you just make me feel things and I dont wanna. You're wonderful, ilu, and you're just so freakin amazing omg~

              hexed.  welcome to bee hell !   thank you so much though.  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ 

  > whenever  wanda & pietro  get their pictures taken,  they always request two copies  bc they stack it up in their wallets  or  stick em against the wall.  sometimes pietro is a little shit  & cuts them out  in group pictures. basically pietro is that meme where his wallet falls out  & 9999 pictures of wanda  are in it.  ‘ i can explain —- ‘  n pietro you’ve revealed too much

 > they listen to  daft punk  a lot.  harder better faster stronger  is their favorite.  ( wanda tells him shes harder & better ; pietro is faster & stronger.  but he laughs because  he thinks he’s harder.  he  winks  at her.  she  smacks  him. )   they really like remixes  &  upbeat music.  they blare out uptown funk  mostly when they’re training.  wanda is always graceful while pietro basically  just nyooms through everything.  she teaches him how to dance.  always.  he can’t. 

 >  when it’s  their birthday, the best thing they could provide for themselves are cake & hot choco.  it wasn’t until  they  she joined the avengers that  they  she was spoiled with  food & gifts,  but apparently all she wants is a  cake hot choco &  pietro. ( oOPS IM SORRY THIS ONE WAS SAD. ) 

 > they play  pranks on each other with the advantage of their powers. but never did wanda try & get inside his head.  all she does is  send messages in his mind,  especially during meetings with shield. & once he’s smiling & she’s smiling  everybody knows  that they’re not even paying attention to anything else but their stupid inside jokes.  ( ‘ eh, the americans think they are all that. ‘   ‘ pietro dont do it ‘  ‘ i like mcdonalds & i have guns in my house & i catcall everyone i see & i’ll launch nuclear bombs if you dont like me‘ ‘ oh my god ‘ )

>  yes, they hate america.  thank you  @  tony stark. 

 > when she’s doing the dishes or preparing their lunch, pietro has a knack for distracting her.  he always rests his chin on her shoulder  & his fingers are constantly running up & down her back.  she got used to it. especially when he’s  half-awake & mumbling nonsense  on her head.

 > he steals rings for her.  ’ will you marry me? ’ ’ i do. ’ ’ it’s yes, stupid. ’ ’ nevermind i don’t like you. ‘  look at how many rings she has on her fingers. all of those are from pietro. ( & all of those were stolen by pietro )   

>  she puts a ring on his finger before they buried him.  she figures he’d say yes.

waylon-run-and-hide asked:

[Bound to the bed meme] (sorry, updated my phone and I can't see emojis anymore)

Send me ⋓ for my muses reaction on waking and realizing that they are bound to the bed, completely naked.
[[omg no worries friend!]]

Jeremy had no clue where the fuck he was or what had happened to get him to this point, but as he slowly slipped out of the arms of slumber he could tell something wasn’t right.

Wrists and ankles… they were tied down tight to each corner of a bed. Shit. He could feel the ropes burn into his skin, he had no doubt in his mind that they had already left bruises of some sort.

His eyes snapped open and Blaire began to wriggle slightly. “What… Fuck.. what the hell happened?..