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make me choose: alicia/will or alicia/peter → joliecious

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Top 10 films of 2013
 1. The World’s End, directed by Edgar Wright

Cancer & Pisces

RELATIONSHIP SCENARIO 

Pisces: I found your diary today…

Cancer: WHAT OMG did you read it? Shit I wasn’t even serious it was a joke I swear to God and Jesus and all that… wow please don’t think I’m crazy!

Pisces: I sure as hell hope you weren’t! I mean I totally want six kids with you although I’m not sure about naming our first born Frank? 

Cancer: So, you don’t think I’m crazy?

Pisces: *shakes head*

Cancer: Well then guess who’s getting some tonight?

anonymous asked:

hi so you're amazing you basically got me to ship bagginshield from your blog alone tbh. do you have any must-read recs for them that you can recommend to another lost shipper soul?

omg WHAT???  YES WELCOME TO BAGGINSHIELD HELL (where tea is at four, no need to knock)

Here is my fic rec tag which I’ll add to (I don’t read as much as I used to, reading for uni kind of takes up a lot of my time) but I’m sure everyone will have a load of recs for you, don’t be afraid to ask :D  which reminds me, baggvinshield has a plentiful fic rec tag that I’m working my way through so go there too!

(and may I humbly offer my own for consideration too with promise that a longer installment is currently being edited :P)

Idek what I’m doing omfg

Jin: what are all of you lazy asses doing get up

Namjoon: what the hell are you doing up at 5:00 am in the morning we have free day today remember

Jin: no what the hell are you doing in bed?

Namjoon: i just told you today is our schedule-free day

Jin: it ain’t for momma Jin do you know what type of shit we have to go through everyday just to help you children

Yoongi: hyung what the hell are you talking about

Jimin: did someone not give Jin hyung’s sleeping pills

Jungkook: he has sleeping pills what you never told me wtf

Jin: watch your mouth jungkook

Jungkook: i didn’t even-

Jin: shhhhhhh

Hoseok: did you fail at cooking for the first time

Jin: I NEVER MESS UP.

Hoseok: well shit ok

Jin: is thIS SOMETHING HARD TO DO LIKE I’M JUST ASKING FOR ALL OF YOU TO GET UP I’M GONNA DIE EARLY BC ALL OF YOU WHY CAN’T YOU GUYS JUST LISTEN

Taehyung: yes sir

Jin: what

Taehyung: are you kidding me you just said to listen to you

Jungkook: yeah

Jin: no you called me sir not ma’am

Namjoon: what

Yoongi: what

Jungkook: what

Taehyung: what

Jimin: what

Hoseok: what

Jin: I switched guys

Namjoon: that makes sense

Jungkook: did you have a thing for maknaes is that why you liked me most bc i go for noonas

Everyone: wait whAt

Stop stereotyping zodiac signs 2k15

Aries are sensitive fucks who don’t get mad easily just irritated


Lmao aquarius actually do care they’re just to busy running a blog to be attentive

Taurus give too much love and actually don’t only care about their selves

Geminis aren’t even bipolar they just know how to not be fake like the rest of us and portray their emotions because they fucking feel like it


Libras talk a lot of shit and their love life is unbalanced and weird as hell but at least their sauce game A1 and they make some bomb ass FOOD


Omg most pisces are not even shy and sweet Yall be hurting my feelings you blunt assholes omg go to an art class and like my recents on Instagram 😕🌅

Scorpios are not even mysterious what the fuck they talk too much . (Well like once you know them )

Lmao do virgos even have their life together

Capricorns are lazy as hell and leaks all the test answer cheats

bitch cancers would fucking slit your throat and make it into an etsy choker fuck out of here with that “they need a savior bullshit “


Sagittarius are so dramatic and emotional but well composed like if you don’t stop

Leos just need a hug and never meant to come across as a bitch

wHAT WHEN DID I SET THIS AS MY SKYPE MESSAGE-??

anonymous asked:

Okay so I talked to my friends today about taking a break rn and they got annoyed and was like we don't wanna lose you as a friend blah blah blah. Anyway we were all sat on this sofa like 10 minutes ago and I could hear them talking about me and I looked at them like 'really' and then they texted each other like " she heard OMG hahah", so they don't want me to leave but they still make fun of me, what the hell am I meant to do!?

man just stop talking to them in general because theyre shady af if they dont wanna lose you as a friend but talk shit behind your back the next minute??? thats pathetic 

shit!

okay SO…………………………………………friday the 13th

is my girfriend and i’s 6 monthS the fuc k