what-the-hell-are-you-wearing-seriously

anonymous asked:

"Why don’t you ever wear a bra? STRAIGHT WHITE MALE" HAHA "straight white male" so funny. Seriously what the hell does this have to do with being straight or white. Would it sound different coming from a black person's mouth. 99% of these "straight white men" posts not only don't make sense but have nothing to do with being a "straight white man."

no sense at all.

-the Polish one

carrots-of-the-pirabbean asked:

SO thinking about star wars-y wedding stuff do you think the kind of clothes male senators wear would be acceptable attire?? like but a little fancier?? I'm seriously at a loss at what i should draw

okay okay I actually have many a headcanon about this

because I think depending on the planet and what class you were on that planet (or your living conditions, call it what you will), and also what species you are, this sort of thing is drastically varied.

For example, I’d imagine that on Tatooine, slave marriages were very much done in secret and basically you just wore whatever the hell you had on hand, only you’d cleaned yourself up a little, like maybe shaved and combed your hair and washed the one shirt you own (I really like fialleril’s headcanons about the tea recipe being passed down - well, about everything in general, but the tea thing specifically - and I honestly think that in marriages like this sentiment and soul behind the marriage was considered far more important than the dress code). Alternately, if you were a free person and got married (like Owen and Beru) you’d wear your best clothing and maybe there would be a specific family heirloom or something that you’d be wearing - I’ve always liked to think that Tatoo wedding tradition involves tying a family-owned sash around the couple’s intertwined hands as they kneel on the floor together? I don’t know why this picture is so clear in my head, but it is. Though, robes could also be a thing, here. When you’re freeborn, that is - you get married with your nicest clothes underneath your robes and the couple wears matching robes of different brightly-dyed cloth.

On other planets though, it’s very differnt. Naboo, for example, has very solid traditions re: the bride’s attire at the wedding (I’m guessing that the Dress In White thing is a Thing there, based on Movie Imagery anyway), and also with regards to how you officiate. I’m sure there are also designated colours that a man is supposed to wear if he’s Noobian, and I’m guessing that his dress would be slightly fancier version of the tunics you saw Padme’s dad wearing in the deleted scenes? I’m guessing. This is for middle classes - farmers and lower classes likely do the same thing but on a less lavish scale, whereas higher classes or royalty/nobility have capes and veils and probably lots and lots and lots of flowers.

Now, on Alderaan, I think they wear wedding robes. I mean you’d wear your clothes or whatever underneath, but you’d have a robe over it that’s made especially for your wedding.I guess that the clothing worn underneath is, yes, similar to Bail’s clothing as a senator (even for the “lower” classes, though I think Alderaan has a lot of good stuff going re: class equality) and slippers. Women’s hair is done in a specific style, never worn on any other day, braided especially for the wedding. And the predominant colour is blue. (coughs which is whyyyyyyy I really like the idea that even though they elope and only have the clothes they find on-hand, Han tries his hardest to find his blue jacket and Leia looks for a green dress - which I will get to in a moment, bare with me). Also, there’s a tradition that the groom wraps a ribbon around his wrist and the bride weaves a ribbon cut from the same piece through her braids and then later on their wedding night they swap the ribbons. Weddings are generally a pretty chill thing on Alderaan, though (unless it’s that of nobility/royalty) - while taken seriously, the importance placed on the actual act of getting married is less than it is on other planets (like Corellia! I say as I segue into the next thing …)

So as I mentioned vaguely up there (and this time the nonsense I’m spouting actually has roots in canon), when you get married on Corellia, the bride wears green. Like on Naboo, there’s a specific colour designated for her. Other than that? Hm, I’d imagine that higher classes (cause this is a planet with class differences) would have really elaborate Important weddings with fancy dresses and nice jackets and shined boots and everything. Lower classes, though … so while it’s pretty informal (you just wear a nice jacket and/or dress in the appropriate colours I think) the actually act of bonding for life is considered incredibly sacred. You don’t just get married on a whim. Marriage is a really Big Thing, like a huge commitment. Not to say that marriage and sex is like super protected by everyone because a lot of stuff goes on at the side and honestly as mentioned a lot Corellia’s this weirdly conservative-but-not-really space version of Victorian England or 1920s NY and a real disaster in a lot of ways. There are good things too! But. Yes. Anyway so bonding is taking pretty seriously and there are specific vows you have to recite but they wear jackets and dresses like you would irl, and depending on what class you are the fanciness of your jacket/dress increases or decreases. Also, wedding vows alternate from family to family (especially if you’re part of a Clan, whoo that’s a whole other post and I’ve not figured out those headcanons completely yet stay tuned) but often people will choose to exchange a poem or verse with their spouse to show that they’re serious? I’m just thinking about this now like something that’s passed down in families (songs are incredibly varied but particularly in spacer culture there are a lot of Corellian-only songs, like if you know one of those songs and aren’t Corelllian it’s like WOAH WHOEVER TAUGHT U THAT MUST REALLY RESPECT U etc) and you exchange with your love? (MAN THIS IS TURNING SHIPPY AGAIN FORGIVE ME but um I have headcanons re the trip to bespin *flies away*)

AND THERE ARE MANY MORE PLANETS, obviously. This is just our main children’s traditions.

ANYWAY I’m not sure this answered your question at all. Personally I think that Luke and Mara both wore wedding robes at their wedding because it was a formal event, with senators and diplomats and all that stuff (to make up for Leia’s galactic scandal of a wedding because Luke is A Good Brother) and Luke’s were yellow and Mara’s green. Because Luke would DEFINITELY go back to his roots, oh yes oh yes. Also, Luke totally gave Mara The Tea Recipe bye.

I can’t find any links to clothes at present but I’ll send them to you later when I find them? yep.

THANK ALL THAT IS GOOD AND SACRED FOR SHORTS.

No seriously. I’ve been enjoying my new swishy skirts, but it’s hell trying to wear them with nothing but undies beneath, and my two pairs of knockaround linen pants are in desperate need of patching.

Thankfully, Kohls had a sale on men’s cotton lounge shorts. No more itching, no more chub rub. Just breezy comfy goodness.

Hey clothing designers? Make some shorts like these for the women’s section! Cis-chicks need room in the crotch too, you know!

(Note: Technically they’re not “men’s” shorts, that’s just what the website said. They’re shorts, and I bought them, and I’m wearing them, therefore they are my shorts, and screw these needlessly gendered clothing labels.)

anonymous asked:

Are you implying that markiplier ISNT a transmisogynist because lmao he literally made that post like it's real there's no denying it. What happened to the xkit guy was awful but there's a difference between harassing an innocent guy w/ no evidence of his wrongdoings and ""harassing"" a known, actual transmisogynist.

((Holy shit. Hoooooooooly shit. Are you serious right now? Based on the fact that you sent this message in the first place, you know exactly what I’m implying. I’m not arguing with you over this.

If you seriously think that Markiplier putting on makeup in an impossible challenge video and wearing a dress as a costume in another video makes him transmisogynist, just do us both a favor and unfollow me.

People are so hell-bent on making Markiplier look bad when he’s done so many great things for charity and for his fans. I look up to him as a person, and I don’t believe he is transmisogynist.))

  • person:hey, why are you wearing black? it's like a 100 degrees out
  • me:okay... *stares at them* i'm wearing black?
  • person:yeah *confused look*
  • me:my shirt is black
  • person:yeah... *even more confused stare*
  • me:color is subjective.
  • person:what they hell does that mean?
  • me:it means that if you judge someone because of what they're wearing or how they look, you're not someone i wanna talk to *walks away*
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anonymous asked:

It doesn't matter what the post meant honestly it shouldn't matter if it's the same outfit for regular people that's not a red flag but Taylor is criticized for every little detail and it's been a year she has the right to wear something again

OH MY FUCKING GOD… 

Anon are you hella bored or something?!?! I didn’t critizied Taylor!! What the hell is wrong with you?! It was just cool to me like she matched almost the same clothes together, one year later! lol seriously find your chill and stop sending hate, or be brave enough to write from your account. This fandom is hella ridiculous sometimes. 

WHY IS RAPE CULTURE A THING

I’m very pissed off. Rape culture is a thing.
I don’t understand why someone would ask me what I was wearing while getting (Side note: I have not been through this traumatic experience and I am deeply sorry to anyone and everyone who has) raped. Who are you to ask me “what were you wearing?” CLOTHES DON’T FUCKING MATTER. I DON’T ASK FOR IT IF I’M NAKED OR IF I’M IN WINTER CLOTHES, MY CLOTHES WOULDN’T FUCKING MATTER.
I need to stop before I start yelling.
But seriously, don’t ask a victim if what they were wearing “influenced” the sickening creature of hell. Your job is to help the victim get the prosecuted to court and jail their ass.

6 Ingenious Old School Ways to Weatherproof a Blowout

Spring’s morning fog and summer’s afternoon humidity can throw any woman’s beauty regimen into a tailspin. This is especially the case when it comes to maintaining a silky blowout. And then if your hair is naturally wavy​ or curly, your hair follicles are just waiting to puff up and coil up again. While rocking our natural texture can make life easier, some of us love switching things up and wearing it straight when the mood strikes.

Before we heard of things like anti-frizz sprays or keratin treatments, there were techniques we as Latinas had been using for years like wrapping our hair around our heads or rocking pin curls while out. Yes, we subjected ourselves to “what-the-hell-is-that, are-you-seriously-wearing-that” stares, but belleza no sabe dolor, right? Here six old school ways to keep that perfect blowout from turning into a hot mess.

Make shower caps your BFF. Shower caps can help maintain and extend your blowout while you shower. Look for one with terry-cloth lining inside that will keep hair smooth, soft, and frizz-free.

Knitted hats are the incognito shower cap. Yes, we admit, this fall and winter staple has gotten us through more than a few commutes frizz free: Never mind if it was more than 90 degrees outside on one or more of these occasions and it didn’t match our mini dress and open-toe shoes. The end justifies the means.

Do pin curls (a.k.a. anchoitas). Pin curls are a quick and easy way to boost volume. Just roll up one section of hair at a time with your fingertips, secure them with bobby pins, and let them sit for a few minutes. This temporary updo lets us apply our makeup and get dressed for an event with our hair out of the way. If we need to run an errand in between, we’ll keep them on — no matter who’s watching.

Do a “doobie.” The classic doobie, which Rihanna also famously rocked at the American Music Awards in 2013 helps keep hair smooth and sleek. After a blowout, carefully brush and and wrap hair using a flat paddle brush, pinning it into place using bobby pins as you go. You can stop there, or take it a step further by securing it with a hair net, scarf, or both.

Fan your hair out. If you don’t have the skills or time to wrap or arrange your hair in pin curls, try carefully fanning it out above your head to keep frizz-causing perspiration from wreaking havoc.

Wash only your roots: If dry shampoo isn’t cutting it, try sectioning off just enough of our face, framing strands, dive head first into the sink and shampoo the oily parts right under the faucet. No matter how curly your hair might be naturally, tackling a small section with a hair dryer can do the trick if you’ve got a special event and just can’t make it to the salon.

Do you have any other ingenious ways of fighting frizz?

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Name: taco/ruth
Birthday: july 6th
Gender: shrug
Sexual Orientation: who knows anymore
Height: 5′2
Favorite Color: black, red, blue
Time and Date: 12:06am 
Average Hours of sleep: never
Lucky Number: not a single one
Last thing I Googled: some sauce recipe
First Word that comes to my mind: taco
How many blankets I sleep under: one. bc we only have one :c
One place that makes me happy: hell
What I’m wearing right now: pajamas. as always
Favorite Fictional Character: dont even get us started
Favorite Book: the divine comedy
Last movie I saw at the Cinema: we havent seen one in like 2years
Last book I read: the divine comedy
Favorite Drink: tea, soda?? idk
Favorite food: tacos
Dream Vacation: hell
Dream Wedding: hell
Dream Pet: a viscous killer rabbit
Dream Job: satan 
Tagging: anyone???

I hate men. Like how rude that Hillary Clinton can run for the presidency and all you fucking care about is the fact that she wears too many pantsuits. Like what the hell. You would never do that to a male candidate. “You know Rand Paul wears a lot of ties. He should dress up and wear suits.” No you wouldn’t. Fuck you. Take women seriously.

And by the way: a pants suit is dressy. It’s business attire. You don’t have to wear a skirt to be dressy you behind-the-times-asshole.

If you can’t go to work for the Commonwealth of Australia dressed as Pikachu then where the hell can you??

In what appears to be some seriously Stalinesque, 1984 style, freedom-hating bullshit, staff at the federal government’s department of immigration have been told they can no longer wear onesies and ugg boots to work.

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A Senate budget estimates hearing was told by immigration department secretary Mike Pezzullo that he had to put the dress code guidelines in place after staff came to work wearing outfits deemed too casual.

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The immigration department’s Jan Dorrington told the Senate committee « There are certain things that wouldn’t constitute professional business dress and that would be things like jeans, thongs, ugg boots and so on, »

Greens Senator Sarah Hanson-Young replied « I couldn’t imagine that many people would be rocking up to work in ugg boots. »

« Ah, you’d be surprised, Senator, » Ms Dorrington said.

AND THEN Mike Pezzullo admitted that he didn’t even know what a onesie was.

« I had to be shown pictures of such garb, » he admitted.

« I guess in the old days you would have called it a boiler suit of some description, » he told the committee.

WHAT THE HELL PEZZULLO??

A boiler suit is a mechanic’s outfit!! And if it’s ok for mechanics to wear this to work, why can’t public servants?

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So Apparently It’s Inappropriate To Wear A Onesie And Ugg Boots To Work In Parliament

If you can’t go to work for the Commonwealth of Australia dressed as Pikachu then where the hell can you??

In what appears to be some seriously Stalinesque, 1984 style, freedom-hating bullshit, staff at the federal government’s department of immigration have been told they can no longer wear onesies and ugg boots to work.

Macklemore LLC

A Senate budget estimates hearing was told by immigration department secretary Mike Pezzullo that he had to put the dress code guidelines in place after staff came to work wearing outfits deemed too casual.

Storygarden / Getty Images

The immigration department’s Jan Dorrington told the Senate committee “There are certain things that wouldn’t constitute professional business dress and that would be things like jeans, thongs, ugg boots and so on,”

Greens Senator Sarah Hanson-Young replied “I couldn’t imagine that many people would be rocking up to work in ugg boots.”

“Ah, you’d be surprised, Senator,” Ms Dorrington said.

AND THEN Mike Pezzullo admitted that he didn’t even know what a onesie was.

“I had to be shown pictures of such garb,” he admitted.

“I guess in the old days you would have called it a boiler suit of some description,” he told the committee.

WHAT THE HELL PEZZULLO??

A boiler suit is a mechanic’s outfit!! And if it’s ok for mechanics to wear this to work, why can’t public servants?

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So Apparently It's Inappropriate To Wear A Onesie And Ugg Boots To Work In Parliament

If you can’t go to work for the Commonwealth of Australia dressed as Pikachu then where the hell can you??

In what appears to be some seriously Stalinesque, 1984 style, freedom-hating bullshit, staff at the federal government’s department of immigration have been told they can no longer wear onesies and ugg boots to work.

Macklemore LLC

A Senate budget estimates hearing was told by immigration department secretary Mike Pezzullo that he had to put the dress code guidelines in place after staff came to work wearing outfits deemed too casual.

Storygarden / Getty Images

The immigration department’s Jan Dorrington told the Senate committee “There are certain things that wouldn’t constitute professional business dress and that would be things like jeans, thongs, ugg boots and so on,”

Greens Senator Sarah Hanson-Young replied “I couldn’t imagine that many people would be rocking up to work in ugg boots.”

“Ah, you’d be surprised, Senator,” Ms Dorrington said.

AND THEN Mike Pezzullo admitted that he didn’t even know what a onesie was.

“I had to be shown pictures of such garb,” he admitted.

“I guess in the old days you would have called it a boiler suit of some description,” he told the committee.

WHAT THE HELL PEZZULLO??

A boiler suit is a mechanic’s outfit!! And if it’s ok for mechanics to wear this to work, why can’t public servants?

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I had this weird dream.

I was out in public or something, just minding my own business, and this woman comes up to me and says something about my clothes and about how I was going to hell or some shit and how my mother would be so disappointed. I don’t remember the specifics.

But I do remember what I said to this bitch.

I said, “Let me guess, you’re one of those people who would tell me I deserve to be raped because of what I was wearing. You know what no, where’s my mother? Where’s your mother, did she not teach you about stranger danger? For all you know I could be some psycho serial killer and guess what, you just pissed me the hell off.”

I wish I was as badass in real life as I was in my dreams.

anonymous asked:

Dude srsly what the hell, is your life so sad that you take to making fun of people who are enthusiastic about something? Or are you just a sadist? Who the fuck cares if liking Attack on Titan isn't original or some shit. If this person gets pleasure out of wearing a god damn hoodie then who the fuck are you to take that from them. Like seriously dude grow the fuck up and get a life out side of be a fucking bitch. Find something that makes you buy a hoodie, and don't be an asshole

Don’t you find it just a little bit weird that you got angry enough to take the time to actually spit off all this nonsense rather than just ignore the damn post?
The whole thing is joke because,

1- I love attack on titan.
2- The dude is my friend and his friend next to him is too.
3- I actually really like anime in general.
4- I’m a freshmen myself.
5- He encouraged me to post it.

So don’t get your panties twisted in such a knot. Not everything you see on the internet is gonna be serious and hateful. So fuckin’ chill, bro.

Holy tutus, what a looooong day.
🔥Recital Week🔥 is what I like to call it, though it’s really 3 days of practice and rehearsals. But I really don’t look forward it. I am worn OUT by the end. Would you believe me if I told you I was an #introvert?
👀😳 Being around all these 👤👥 wears me the hell out. SO much going on, parents giving orders, kids rushing around, lights, camera, action! 😨😣😁

Seriously if you are a true 💃dance mom, mad props to you. My head is still
💫💫💫 from tonight’s rehearsal. But my little 👭 are happy. And that’s all that really matters. 😌

#family #daughters #ballerina #rehearsal #dance #momofgirls #momlife #sahm #happiness #freedom