20 controversial phrases by Zlatan Ibrahimovic.
"Zlatan does not do auditions" he said, when he heard of Arsene Wenger that he would have to pass tests to transfer from Malmo to Arsenal in 2001. The Swedish was outraged and, even after dress Gunner’s uniform, preferred to play at Ajax, the Netherlands.
"Absolutely not. I want a plane. It is much faster" he replied, after being asked if he had bought a Porsche
"I can not teach but laugh as I am perfect"
"One thing is certain: a World Cup without me do not deserve to be seen" he said, after removal of Sweden to Portugal in the recap of the European qualifiers for the 2014 World Cup.
"What Carew does with a ball I do with an orange", teased, after hearing from John Carew that he had “useless skills”
"Nothing. She already has Zlatan" he said, after being asked what he would present to his wife on her birthday.
"We are looking for an apartment in Paris. But if we do not find anything, I think in buying the hotel", he said, when he moved to Paris Saint-Germain in 2012.
"First I went to the left, it also. Then I went to the right, and he also. So I went down the left again, and he went to buy a hot dog" he said, explaining a dribble in Stephane Henchoz, former defender of Liverpool.
"I do not give a shit for who will win. I just go for my vacation", he said, after Sweden be eliminated from Euro 2012 still in the first phase.
"When you buy me, is acquiring a Ferrari"
"An injured Zlatan is a great problem to any team" he said, after suffering injury and having to defalcate one of his several teams in his career.
"Come to my house and you will see if I’m gay. And bring your sister too" said to a journalist after the passing of his controversial picture next to the defender Gerard Pique.
"I also like fireworks, but in gardens or outside indoors. I will never set fire to my house", he said after his teammate Mario Balotelli in Inter Milan set fire to their own homes.
"Style-Zlatan," defined, after being asked about how he was playing football.
"I can play in the 11 position, as a playmaker play anywhere" he replied, after being asked about his favorite position.
"At first, I thought Guardiola a reasonable technical. He was not Mourinho or Capello, but had its virtues. It was before the time when I asked Barcelona if they could put two ambulances near the training camp, if I might attack Guardiola."
"Who will win the game, Sweden or Portugal? God only knows. It’s hard to ask him? How come? Know that you are looking at it now."
"I did not hurt him on purpose, and he knows it. If accuse me again, I break his two legs and then you can say it was intentional", he said, after being accused by Rafael Van der Vaart to have it purposely injured in friendly match between Sweden and the Netherlands.
"Onyewu looks like a heavyweight boxer. It measures 1,95m, weighs more than 15 stones, but he could not catch me", he said about the fight he had with his former teammate Milan, the Defender Oguchi Onyewu.
"If Rooney still want to transfer, I ask you to come and play with me in Paris. But he will have to get used to the fact Zlatan score more goals than him"j, oked during speculation that Wayne Rooney would fire Manchester United.