“It’s shameful that more people aren’t watching Bob’s Burgers. But I’ve slowly realized that in every group of friends, there are one or two who rabidly love this show and do whatever they can to get people to watch. I’m that friend.”
In today’s edition of Five Things To Accompany My Face:
*I am so tired. I am always so tired. I think I have Mono. For something like 30 years now.
*Whenever there is a debate with one side raging against the other I am, more often than not, in the middle wanting to slap both sides. Sometimes my ability to see both good and bad in people and situations is a gift. Sometimes it is a form of intense and slowly burning pain because people are stupid. This gets worse the older I get. Get off my lawn.
*Either I’m currently experiencing a major case of déjà vu or I’ve told y’all these things before.
*This business of not having a pool in my backyard is getting really old.
*When I win the lottery I don’t want a huge mansion or pimped out rides. I want a lazy river. I’d make a great lottery winner. I just know it.