So I was in gym today, and some kid, that is my “friend.” I suppose. Knew I was dating another girl. (Who’s freaking gorgeous by the way like unf) and said, since I told him what happened early(he too is gay or so he says.) and said “who wouldn’t want to be touched by her(bitch #1).” I said “I wouldn’t!” He looked at me curiously and said “well you are lesbehonest. So that makes no sense.” (I didn’t have the energy to explain I’m not that there’s a difference between lesbian and Bi.) I responded with “yes, but that doesn’t mean I want to do every girl I see!” LIKE COME ON IM IN A FUCKING REALTIONSHIP WITH THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD!! LIKE FUCK YOU TOO…. -rant done-
We should be allowed to vote on homophobes rights too.
So I’m sitting with my brother and all of a sudden he points at our labrador and says
“What if we bit her,and drooled in it, and she became a werehuman, and it happens every full moon”
I’ve been laughing for about an hour
Let’s be real though
Heinz Doofenshmirtz would probably still be a werecow in a monster au
And if you’re having an issue with the “udder” thing, maybe he’d be a werebull.
Perry could be a werehuman but maybe that’s taking things too far.