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True Fact about Britain

The most complained about advert over here?

Perhaps the ice cream advert with two gay vicars embracing and looking sensual. Nope, we quite liked that

The one were a blind man kicked a cat instead of a football… Nah

Nope the most complained about advert was for KFC

And contained women singing

With their mouths full

And that is why people complained.

Only in England...

Someone in the library screams, and everyone looks over to see the girl sat by the window is suddenly soaked, as if someone has just emptied a bottle of water over her head. She gibbers that the liquid came through the window, so the burly security man marches off to investigate.

Was it a sudden downpour of rain? A burst gutter? Someone throwing a water bomb?

No.

The lecturer in the office upstairs emptied his teapot out of his window.