Dear AoS Writers,
Clearly you can’t be trusted. I want you all to sit and think about your poor life choices/treatment of Jemma Simmons.
In the meantime, I’ve planned out the next five and a half season for you.
Season 2b: Fitzsimmons wedding, Coulson and May make it official and adopt everyone, Shield: the musical, The famous Academy episodes, and the Avengers hang out at the Playground. No one dies. Brainwashing? NO. NEVER. Everyone is in their right mind. Trip and Skye both have super powers and everyone is totally supportive. Trip keeps pranking people with his invisibility powers. We end on Simmons telling Fitz they’re going to have a baby.
Season 3: Trip focused episodes. A bunch of them. In fact, he is a series regular. He is alive. We are all happy. Also featuring: Fitzsimmons pregnancy fluff, Huntingbird vow renewal (cause oops they never made that divorce official), and Skye’s super cool alien powers.
Season 4: More babies? Yes. Lots of babies. All the family bonding. This is basically a season of domestic fluff. Highlights: Game night, Natasha Romanoff- the babysitter?, Movie night, and the ongoing argument over the chore chart.
Season 5: All the avengers are now officially part of the show. Also, Ward gets a puppy.
Season 6: Time Travel? Yeah. Peggy Carter (circa 1950) shows up and takes over as director. Coulson is totally cool with it. He’s super busy with the kids/ grandkids. We end on Peggy and Steve’s wedding. Bucky is the best man. Coulson officiates. Fitzsimmons baby number 4 is the flower girl.
Season 7: Now that Hydra is taken care of (because Shield has a competent director), everyone has a good ole time hanging out at the Playground. They go on some cooky low key spy like missions/fun family vacations on the bus.