#A: Two days ago, my partner in crime lamented not being able to see the Northern Lights from our bench in a public park in Singapore. I pointed to the brightest star in the sky and said “Hey look! Star!”
The very next day, we decided to put our plans for Birdrage in motion.
No, this is no coincidence.
#S: Shelving the idea of Birdrage as a band, since making music these days is just about as relevant as the last American Idol – we aim to bring you better things – like opinions on everything in life that the misogynistic intellectual in you can feed off.
#A: As you can tell, Secret Agent #S uses big words. We are bound to be famous.
#S: Because opinions are like assholes - the bigger, the better.
Wait, that’s not how it goes.
#A: Forgive her. Anyway, we’re here now. Instead of our band, this is an On-Zine! Webzine? Website? WEB PAGE? We’re not exactly the quietest people, but we will bring to you original content, context and conDoms.