Tamponseinentagfrüherreinschieber!

Ich liebe Warmduscher-Beleidigungen, ich gebe es offen zu. Für mich eines der besten Features der deutschen Sprache. Und irgendwie liebenswert. Helft mir, mehr zu sammeln?

Warmduscher-Insults are a brand of joking insults that generally question the manlyness (read: the willingness to take risks and weather uncomfortable situations and/or pain, in short: be a real German MAN) of the insultee in a ridiculous way, and in my opinion one of the best features of German. They are quirky, sometimes witty, they usually don’t succeed in being hurtful and you can make your own! Here are some examples:

Warmduscher - someone who takes warm showers

Schattenplatzparker - someone who parks his car only in the shadow (yes, this is important to Germans)

Turnbeutelvergesser - that kid who loses his sportkit

Süßfrühstücker - someone who eats sweet things for breakfast (Germans tend to do that anyway)

Beimfußballguckenkamillenteetrinker - someone who drinks camomile tea while watching socker (the proper drink is of course beer)

Ampelgrüngänger - someone who only crosses the street when the light shows green

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KAI TRACID - TOO MANY TIMES [WARMDUSCHER REMIX]

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anonymous said:

Helin wie kann man nur so heiß wie du sein? :o ♡

bin halt ein warmduscher. wow so lame, ihr solltet nun aus mitleid lachen 🐥🍂😂😂😭

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