burningletter- wanted me to go on and on for years with headcanons so here it is

- skye has a gorgeous voice and can play the ukulele

- the grumpy cat mug was lance’s

-bonus points bobbi bought it for him while they were married because grumpy cat’s face reminded her of lance’s

- coulson has pajamas that look like a business suit

- back on the bus, people would mix up shampoos and body washes in the shower and occasionally skye would come out smelling like a pine forest and ward would come out smelling like vanilla cookies and neither of them ever noticed.

- they probably noticed but they didn’t care lbr

- jemma stress bakes. after she got back from hydra she kicked it into overdrive and there are now constantly fresh cakes and brownies and casseroles in the kitchen

- trip and bobbi sometimes stress bake with her

- skye told mack that if you stand in front of lola and touch her tail lights three times a wild coulson will pop out of the back seat. it was the best prank coulson and skye ever played.

- melinda may once went undercover as ming na wen and did some super secret voice acting for a “”“”disney movie”“”“

- there is flannel shirt lost and found pile at the playground

- as long as coulson is alive and has a say in things, the team will never do another secret santa exchange ever.

- neVEr AGAin

- there was a litter of kittens born on the bus one time and fitz and ward will both deny that it had anything to do with them

- but it was so their fault

- they knew that cat was pregnant and they knew it was in the back of the van when the bus took off they kNEW IT

- the four kittens may or may not have been named after the teenage mutant ninja turtles

- meaning jemma may or may not have cried when they had to give up the leo kitten

- coulson implemented a swear jar on the bus but it only lasted like two days because he soon realized that he was the one dumping the most change in the thing

- bobbi has a real star wars problem. they can not take her shopping without her coming back with star wars related merchandise in tow.

- lance likes to tell the story of the time when they had moved into their first apartment together and bobbi bought star wars sheets and pillowcases from the frickin kids section

- he had sEx on lU K e skYwA LK ers f a c e

- when they have downtime you will literally never see trip without his headphones. ninety percent of the time he won’t even have music on he just constantly has headphones hanging around his neck???

- ward, may, and simmons snore and that’s why nobody wants to bunk beside them

- at least simmons is a cute snorer

- may and ward snore like cars revving up

- mack is an actual zombie until he gets coffee in the morning it’s not even funny one time he bit lance and lance developed a coffee addiction too it’s spreadiNG

- do you really want me to keep going for years????

and all I can think about this morning is thomas nash/thomas ward parallels in regards to grant.

biggest thing is- was grant forced to kill nash? I can’t remember if that was def confirmed, I guess I just always assumed so? because if that’s true, let’s all think about how that’s the second time grant’s been forced to kill a defenseless thomas