i’m shaving my hair off into a very low cut like karen-olla and foxxxynegrodamus. i’ve honestly never been so excited all year. the liberation of short hair. the brick shit ton of stress that disappears because you no longer have to invest your last twenty dollars into shea moisture or taliah waajid curly cream for the baby hairs that peak from your head wrap.
father, lawd, thank you for the creation of clippers. thank you for me being comfortable enough to cut my hair off because i do have a big ass but cute shaped head.
the morning after the haircut i’m just going to smile real big when i wake up and rub my bald sexy head.