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D̩͍o̰̜̘̍̂ ͖͓ͪ̃̆͛͌͐ͨy̦̜̱̺̲̏͆ọ̩͖ͣͮ̐̈́̒ͦṷ̲͕ͭ̓̔̒̍͐ ̫̟̰͈ͪ̃̔e̝͖͙͖ͣͭv̜̥̹̭̹̭ͨͦ͐e̜̘͙̻͈̩͘ṟ̟̜ͦ̃͆̃̆ w̠͉͔̼̮̟̙o̠̲̫̅̃́͒̍ͨrͥř͇͉̝ͮͮy̨̜͇͈̆͆̉ͫ̾ͪ ̦͂ͯͣͬ̇͛͘y̺̯ͣ̈́ͭ̉o͇̼̩̗̞̻̣͐ͤ̒̊̔̿̒͢u̼̘̕ ̳͕ͮͮ͊ͮ̀m̹̪̏ͣͧ͘ḭ̧̻́̄̍ͤ̏͗̿g̜̹̯̟̈́͒̊ͨḩ̹̼t̶͓̝̻͂̋̔͛ͥ ̱̱͎͕͊̉b̆͆͐͞e̱ͤ̅ͤͭ̉̀̚ ̗͍͠g̣ͣ̊̏͢o̝̓ͮ̇̐͋͗̀i͖͙̜̫̍̀ṉ͉̞̔̊̅̓g̮ͣ̽̀͊͞ ̻ͧͪm̧̟̦͓̰̙͚̽͑ͪ̚a̭̪͔̎ͭ̀̿̽d̅̕ͅ?̻̘̘̘̳̥̟ͭ̂̉ͨ͐͐̊

YES TAKE THAT MY TIME HAS COME POKEMON CRYSTAL STARRING KRIS
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I SON”T UNDERSTAND W̨̥͈͉͇H̵͖̗̣̘̮̼͈̞̙̕A̬͇͙͇͓͍Ṱ̗̯̳͙͜ ͜҉̵̙̳̜̣̭̟̞͔͖  E̵͇̳̹̭̼L̢̦͓͔̲̮̠̕F̶͇̹̹̦̠̣̙͠ ̨͔̜̥̳̯͇̺̤̰Ẃ҉̗̜͙̖͕̞̱̘O̡̧̙̠̝̱R̩L̷͔̼͓̤D̶̯̟̟̹͉̩̝̳̕
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Ö̵̷̃̾̄̃ͥͯͭ̎͊ͪ͊̒̃ͨ́̎̈́͞H̨̨ͦ͂ͩͮ҉̵ ͩ́͑͂ͮ̈́̀̚͟W̵̛ͣ͌ͣ̎ͫͥ͌̂ͤ͋͊̎͢͝A̸̾̓̄̑ͤͧ̃ͪ̔ͥ̓͗́͗́Iͯ̏͌ͮ̊̋͋́ͪ̃̽́̍͌͗͞͏̢̕T̴̈́̍̿͆̓͂̿̓ͦ͗ͪ̊ͧ̕͘͞ ̉͋ͯͫ̅̔̎ͪ̔ͥͦ̄̌͢͡Y̛ͪ̓̍̌͑̽̇̓͒̋ͤ̋̽̀̇̒̓̒ͧ͜Eͦͣͮ̒̇̿ͭ҉͡S̔̓ͣ̉͗̂ͩ͐͗͋́̏͑͑́̀ ̧̛̛͐̋̑͊̾̂́̄͗̑̍̽̈́̚I̧̨͋̀͒̿ͫ͛͑ͤͪ̀͘ ̸̧̉͗͑ͧͤ̏̽ͧ̃͆̏ͦ͑̔ͣͯ́R̢͐ͣ̒͌͗͗͌ͥ͋͛ͫ̓̈̈́̅̋ͨ͜E̴̶͐͋̌͊̋͢M̵̨͋ͯͪ̆̒̽̆́ͯ̄̆̋̐̿ͤ̇̋̚͞Ê̶̢̂̓̑̾͂ͩ͗ͦ̌͗͐ͣ̐͌̔̅͜M̴̧̧̨̔̿̄̊B̴̢͆̇͂̂ͪͯ͝Eͥ̽̅ͩ̂ͦͫͫ̎̽ͩ̄̅́̋ͧ̈͘͞R̴̂ͬ̓ͥ̈̓̍ͣ͏̴̕

Thankfully my mom remembered to give me my Elf Gear.  A big 

Who’s that Pokemon?

Place Your Bets.

Red Team Wins!

wind of fire!  I am so pleased with my

Who’s that Pokemon?

Place Your Bets.

Red Team Wins!

 new Elf, Ridedpet! Now what will I 

Who’s that Pokemon?

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name him?

S̯̙̻̖̲͈̰̕h̷͙̺̫͈̖̳͕e̞͇ͪ̓̆ͮ ͇͈̭̯̙͈̰ͭ̍͗͋ͦ̇̚͢c̹̘̤̗ͤ̊̓̌a͎̮̱͔ͮͤn̡̾́̌͐ͦ’͍͒t̝̬̪̫̩̒ ͈̱̪̘̮̱̗ͯ̈͋̍ͧ́h̝͉̮̳͈̦̀e̻̝̲͈̦̗̓̉ͣͨ̃̊͊l̗̙͝p̸̥̖͐͐ ͚̳ͪ̃͋͂y̮̻̭̍͌̓̀̐̄̄o̸͖̼̣̪͇ͅu̬̖ͤ͂͆ͫ͐̿͜ ̧̟̹̗̮̯͎̠ͬ̅ͦ͛́ͩn̝̲̮͙̩͇ͅo̺̥̪͇̝͚̙ͮ͆̐͑w̬͔͍̲̪̆͊̓.̧̦͕͛̎̈ͯ̔.̧ͥ̅̐̉̎.͇̱̝́ͫͫͯͥ͠ ͍͓̅̏͋͆s̯͈̦̻̈́͐͟h̵̲͔̝̞̞͆ẹ̤̟͞s̼̮̱̗̻̞̎ͣ̋ ̹̙͇̟̲̻͇̄̆̉̐ͦm̛͍̗̝̖͇͈͉͐ͬͩ̚ị̭̖͔̖̑ͧ͌̀̍̈́ͯn͍̤̭̞͙̫̗e͈ͯ̊͠.̨ͪͪ͆͋̚.̦̓̏
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The twelve Shēngxiào生肖, aka 12 Symbolic Animals, they’re visualized presents of the 12 Dizhi(地支): 子(zǐ)、丑(chǒu)、寅(yín)、卯(mǎo)、辰(chén)、巳(sì)、午(wǔ)、未(wèi)、申(shēn)、酉(yǒu)、戌(xū)、亥(hài). The 12 Dizhi are symbols of ancient Chinese way for counting the years. Each Dizhi has its own meaning of explaining how nature world loops. It can be used in Year, Month and 12 Hour in one day. It belongs to the system Tiangan-dizhi天干地支,briefly called Ganzhi干支, ancient Chinese calender, which is really complicated even some Chinese are confused themselves.  Therefore that English translation Chinese zodiac is actually wrong. Dizhi is irrelevant to the zodiac, and totally unrelated to western astrology. I feel it’s kind of inappropriate to call 12 Shengxiao the chinese zodiac for it sounds like shengxiao derives from zodiac(that’s what the idiot wiki said).  So next time when someone says Chinese zodiac, please correct them it’s called 12 Shengxiao. The lovely illustrations are by chinese artist 萨菲珥safeier.

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“Pour,” Ser Jorah commanded. The four young warriors of Dany’s khas arrayed themselves behind him, frowning, watching with their dark, almond - shaped eyes.
“It would be a crime to drink this rich a wine without letting it breathe.” The wineseller had not put his hammer down.
Jhogo reached for the whip coiled at his belt, but Dany stopped him with a light touch on the arm. “Do as Ser Jorah says,” she said. People were stopping to watch.
The man gave her a quick, sullen glance. “As the princess commands.”

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Happy 31st (LOOL) birthday, you cute little devil! ♥

w̾͂̇ͪ̐͢͏̘̖͙̟̜͍̟̹̘h̢̞̥̜̏͌͝o̡̫͔͈̒̋̑̈̀ ̛͔͎́̊̃̋͂̀ī̢̧̗̱̣̜̩̌̍ș̺̬̱̐̿ ̬͈̙̙̗͛̈́̒̈̂ͤ̋ͧ͢b̴͕̳̼̣̻̙̠͉̼ͫͬ̎l̸̝̮̰̹̰͍ͣ̐̾̋͞u̩̦ͣ̀̅r̮̹̣̺̼̣ͥ͊̈́̀͟͡r̶̺͓̤̐͐ͪͥͥ͊͛͛͝y̓ͥ͜͏̪̞̺̭͉̜̘f̷̰̙̀̈̉̾̒͌̋̊ͪ͟a̷͛̈͌͊̆̊҉̮̯͙͕c̨̭͇̰̈̊̈ͭͤͮ̄̔e̴̶͔̟̣̦͓̻͔͆̾͞?͈̳̹̫̈́ͮ͐ͨ͂͑̆ͪ ̨̛͙̞͚͍̬̗͇͗̈́̾ͯa̢͕͉͆̌͢͠ň̸̢̪̼͉͚̪͓ͨ̽͊̓̃d̴͎̯̯̭͖̔̾ͥ̋̋͜ ̵̝͓͊ͥ̏̒̐̂w͈͈ͯ̏̊̐ͤ͂ͩ̓̂͝ḩ̼̖͈̦͖̰̉̈͞ÿ̔̍̎͏̰̗̭̺̭̪͙͡ ̴̤̘͓͕͈͔̥̮ͤͨ͂̅̎͐̎̊̀d̶̯̲̰͚̬̖̼̪̅̀ͥͪ̍o̩̻̙̼̭̥̦ͦͫͤ̕e̢̒̄̃͐͏̫̦̠̝͕̰͡s̷̷̝̞ͤ̾͝ ̶̛͚͇̎ͮͨ̾ͧ̚h͓̣ͮ͛́͂͘͞ẹ̡ͦ̑͗ͥ̓͡ ̘̘̣͓̄ͬ̔ͩͫ̉̌́͘w̨̜̖̺̮͕͔̤͒́a̛͙͉̭̦̝̙̾n̩̝̼̙̘̗͓͎ͮͬͯ̍̑ͯt̴̮̝̳ͬ̈ ̴̛̘̤̼͙͔̻̉ͫ̃m̨̪̣͔ͧͪ̈́ͮe̜̰̹͙̜̱͙̱̤͌ͮ̍̈ͧ̾ͥͭ͞ ̢̱̭̘̺̟̓ͣ̓͘͘d̢͋͌͏̞̭͈̱̘͖e̵̩̹̞̖̒̄̅̍ͭā̮̟͕̼̰̭͕͔ͥͭ͂̀d̶̖̩͚͔̱͇͇̰͊̇̈́̈̾̆ͨ͗̂?̷̸̸̘̠̖̼̲̆͊ͤ

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